To: Last week me and my bf got real drunk. He made me have s** with our dog.
Me: It is totally impossible for you to get pregnant from a dog. The two species, humans and dogs are genetically different and it is a medical, chemical and physical impossibility to get pregnant from them.
Don’t worry, you will be fine. If the dog fucked you better than your boyfriend, why do you need a boyfriend at all?
If you f*** your dog on a regular basis, make sure his front nails are kept short, so he does not end up scratching you.
Finally, don’t tell anyone your dog fucks you – that is b********* and illegal- so what the legal eye does not see, the legal mind does not know, sort of thing.
Enjoy.