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Hey you fat beast! I bet you thought I forgot your birthday. I didn’t. Guess what we did, just like we do every year on it when possible?! That’s right miss piggy! Yep even the year you “got back together” that day 😂…yeah b**** he showed up to dinner having had just been getting it on less than an hour before that. You must really like my flavor since you used to it after all these years. Yep taste the rainbow you ugly hag! 😂
Oh and don’t worry honey. I don’t want him back. I just get it on with him now and then as a reminder to you that he’ll never stay faithful no matter how much you think otherwise. Hope you enjoy 50 ya nasty lardass!

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