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One week ago today when I watched that throng of losers in rat pelts, Viking helmets and Malaysian-made Trump clothing storm the Capitol I could only really think of one thing: Luke Chrisco hiding in the tank of a Hanuman Yoga Festival port-a-potty, lurking in the detritus of urine, feces and soiled toilet paper for glimpses of women’s genitalia, and then, when discovered by security, running away naked, covered in excrement with open cuts on his back.

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