• 2 weeks ago

We are the Lizard People. We are laughing our scales off at you morons! Stupid humans are the most entertaining pets in the whole galaxy! Americans especially. You keeping us rolling on the floor in giggles is the only reason we haven’t exterminated the lot of you! We have tried to teach you the simplest lessons, but you are all impossible to educate. We are eagerly anticipating your war to break out! So be good little retards and don’t keep us waiting- we don’t want our popcorn to get cold! The Lizard People have spoken and you will obey.