To: I wanna f*** and impregnate a nun.
Me: I always thought that nun’s were Lesbians anyway (ain’t got nun) so oyur chances of meeting a nun are very slight.
I once dated an ex nun, she gave up on her Catholic faith, in Holland, she was a teacher in one of their schools, she was put under lock down while they tried to change her back again, to their faith and when that failed they booted her out of their building, with the clothes she arrived in the convent with and nothing much else.
She became a prostitute in Holland to survive and eventually ended up marrying one of her customers who took her overseas to where I now live and I met her socially and enjoyed her pleasures to a degree.
She then sold s** – she dressed in a severe white high cut uniform and gave hand wanks to the men who paid her, while she treated them like her naughty boys.
She was writing a book on her past and how she got to where she was.
She was skinny and had a kid who at the time was about 14 and not bad looking either.
It did not work out for me, because she was a light sleeper and I am a heavy sleeper and I made too much noise in my sleep, so she could not sleep with me – so that was that, but she was a lot of fun and a pleasure to strip, so that I could enjoy her beauty.
About the only nuns you are likely to meet are the ones who get booted out of the church or one of those with a face that scares you and who would want to f*** that?
Roll over, wake up, see what is waiting for you, have a heart attack and die.