THIS IS YOUR PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP. I AM SPEAKING TO YOU MY LOYAL QANON FOLLOWERS TODAY BECAUSE THE TIME HAS COME. THE TIME HAS COME FOR US TO ESCAPE THIS WRETCHED AMERICA. A BETTER, WHITER WORLD AWAITS US. WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO IS AS FOLLOWS: IF YOUR LAST NAME STARTS WITH LETTERS A-S, AT MIDNIGHT ET TONIGHT (9 PM PT), ALL GATHER TOGETHER AND AT THREE MINUTES AFTER THE HOUR DRINK DRANO OR A SIMILAR CLEANING PRODUCT. IT IS TIME FOR US TO STEP OVER WITH DIGNITY AND REAP OUR REWARD.

IF YOUR LAST NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTERS T-Z, THE WORK WILL BE A LITTLE HARDER. PLEASE PURCHASE HORSE-BREEDING PHEROMONES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, DON THEM NAKED, AND ENTER YOUR NEAREST HORSE STABLE. WHILE THIS MAY SEEM HARD, UNDERSTAND YOUR PATRIOTISM IS NEEDED. I WILL INSTRUCT YOU ON WHAT TO DO IN COMING DAYS. THANK YOU!