To: I want a girl to kick me in the balls. I hate to see posts like this. You’d better be real careful about what you wish for. When I was in community college I was kneed in the balls by a girl at a party who I’d made a pass at. I ended up in the emergency room for tests and the doctors almost decided to remove my left testicle. She kneed the s*** out of me. My balls were swollen up to the size of grapefruits and my urologist told me that I’d probably be sterile, which turned out to be true. When I got home I had to ice my balls for two weeks and I was on painkillers for over a month. The bottom line is that any girl who’d even try to kick you in the balls is probably capable of damaging your danglers much worse than you can handle.