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To: I have Covid. And I wiped my nasal discharge all over my neighbor’s door handle
Me: He obviously does not care about the noise he subjects you all too with his subwoofer.
Was me, I’d be thinking about throwing a brick through his window (once I had made sure no CCTV cameras could see me), slash his car tyres, throw raw eggs at his car and generally scare him into submission, after putting a note in his letterbox telling him what to expect, if he does not change his habits.
Waging war on a person who does not care about you, is a good way to train them to conform, without being picked out as the individual doing the agro in return.
Always use rubber gloves and if need be a mask of some sort and make sure nobody is around, on dark nights, to see you take the mask off.
Otherwise Covid for sure – but the problem is, if he does not know why he is being targeted, then surely he won’t know the sub woofer is the cause of the agro he is getting and he won’t know how he can easily stop it….

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