The last time I had s** was memorial day weekend of 2006. It was not good s**.
I put the tip of my d*** in for less than 10 seconds, got a sloppy b******, and ate p**** in the dark. After this, I never had s**. This is a problem because I am a s** addict.

YOu see, I never got the chance to f*** hot highschool chicks and college chicks, and now I’m getting close to 30, I still want to f*** those hot highschool and college chicks I never got to f***. I dont want to f*** 30 year old women.
I may be 30, but 30 year old women are middle aged and I want to f*** all the hot young nubile p**** I was ENTITLED TO IN MY 20s. the ideal age of a woman is 21, and if you go more than 5 years in either direction they are no longer ideal. 16-26 year old woman are the only women worth f******.

But what kind of 16-26 year old hottie wants to f*** a 30 year old dude with no future, no career, nothing to offer? Its enough to make me smash my appliances in displaced rage or scream at my loved ones at the slightest provocation.
So thats when I decided, If I cant f*** 18 year olds, my life is over anyways. So if I didnt get some hot p**** and piss action f****** handed to me without any effort by the time I turned 30, I was gonna start commiting horrible crimes.

Stalking, extortion, r***, kidnapping, murder, arson.

This is every woman who’s ever rejected me’s fault. You should have pacified me you worthless cunts. If even one of you had just GIVEN ME WHAT I WANTED WHEN YOU WERE STILL YOUNG AND NUBILE I WOULDNT HAVE HAD TO DO THIS. This is what happens when I don’t get what I want for 16 years. People suffer. I always get what I want in the end.