I um embarrassed myself yesterday. I was cooking dinner and had called my daughter to the kitchen to get something for me. My stomach was hurting and I thought it was just gas. While standing close to stove and with my back towards the entrance to the kitchen, I let out the wettest grossest diarrhea fart ever. Except you know it wasn’t just a fart. I shit myself. I turn around to see my daughter standing there with a mix of shock and amusement. I couldn’t say anything because I had to poop some more and I rushed out of the kitchen but I loudly shit myself again in the living room right in front of my husband. I has to throw out my panties and shorts. They will never let me live this down
