To: Never in a million years did I think it could happen but only 2 hours ago it did. Me: Walmart have CCTV and if you did what you said, you will be

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To: Never in a million years did I think it could happen but only 2 hours ago it did.
Me: Walmart have CCTV and if you did what you said, you will be captured on film doing whatever you did, if she reports you, or tells her parents, who report you instead – any time forward for at least 6 months.
Then it is only a matter of time before the police come knocking to arrest you and put you away for ever for r*** of a minor – just by f******** her.
Knock, knock – whose there – Police – Dumb nuts.

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Fortunately, I have a very delicate lock picking technique, then proceeds to blast a hole through the wall 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

-Optimus Prime.

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Why is getting a job hard and complicated? Everyone needs one. You shouldn’t have to be f)ucking around with creating a flashy CV. Finding out what the latest buzz words are, etc. I want a job, you want a worker. Just give it to me. Done.