✌🏿 Prestonian® here again. I went back to that rest area tonight and got my damn crank serviced by the sissiest damn white boy you ever saw. I told him to call me king/daddy/master and he did. The Prestonian® be back in business! Didn’t see those racist devils who assaulted me thankfully.
After that I was limp and tired and went to a diner and ordered a coffee and slice of pie, after eating 99% of the pie I got a real serious look on my face and said in a deep serious voice waiter can I show you something? I pointed at a small piece of the crust and said dis pie is rotten, it’s got mold there! It’s revolting!
The waiter apologized and took the crumb of pie and said “no charge sorry sir, coffee and pie on the house”. I left that motherfucker two bits tip for the nice service! Fuck you cracker! 🤣 (Course the pie was fine and delicious too!)