I never wanted to go on this f****** Florida trip with my crazy a** family. Especially now that I don’t have a job anymore and I’m expected to pay for this s***. I already know how s*** is going to go when I get there where I’m not going to do s*** by myself, going to be dragged around to do s*** with my family, and I’m expected to be all smiles while I’m there with my unbearable family. All while my f****** cousins and older sister get to all skip out and I’m going to be stuck by myself with my sister and baby cousin. F*** this s***, I’m planning to get food poisoning in the end so I don’t end up going. I never wanted to do this trip, stated I never wanted to do this trip, and no one ever listened.
- 5 years ago
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Tell them you’ve got the runs
When you get here to Florida let’s meet up, no sex or anything necessary I’ll buy ya a beer
– Corvallus