Been gone a few days im back with a secret weapon. Enjoy the women suddenly attracted to you. Soon ill wear your hair on my head.

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Fortunately, I have a very delicate lock picking technique, then proceeds to blast a hole through the wall 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

-Optimus Prime.

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