If I have to make a choice, I would prefer a woman with a nice a** over nice breasts. A b*** is big, a b*** is small, it doesn’t make a huge difference but if her a** s****, if it’s flat or otherwise just Ehh, I can’t get it up more than once and I would never, ever marry someone without a fine b*** because I would just stare at women with nice behinds and wish I was married to them. I happen to like big, fat, jiggly, oversized, rude, obscene, s***** behinds, but that’s me.

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