A crazy hermit used to live in the woods outside our town. He would kidnap young attractive women and take them deep into an old derelict mine. He would shave their heads bald, saw off their arms and legs, and brand his initials on their asses.

He used them to have a bunch of melon headed weirdo hills have eyes kids. When the cops found him, he had 8 women held in his base of operations. But idk how many of those melon head kids got loose. They’re probably running around somewhere to this very day. Be careful out there folks.

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