I’m out of town and I’m using the time to break my addiction to masturbating 2-3 times a day, because now I have a new partner and I couldn’t get it up the other night despite popping a Cialis. I tried to wait because I knew we would be together that night, but I failed. I’m going home tomorrow night and then we will cuddle and I’ll see if my dick comes back to life because it’s pretty much dead after wringing it out daily for the last year which was a year without sex. I want her to have a nice hard dick and I hate it when that goddamned thing conks out. You can masturbate with little or no erection but you can’t have mind-blowing sex without a fat, heavy, pulsating, throbbing penis. I can’t bear the thought of having a dead dick forever, and they say the only thing for it is to quit masturbating. However, she has the most adorable little kitty kat that I lick and kiss and bring her to orgasm in less than 10 minutes, so at least she isn’t completely unsatisfied. She sure is a doll, cute and cuddly and round and ripe and 26 years old.

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