On your way to work today, if you see a homeless person, be kind to them. Give them a coffee, a sandwich, a Newport, a can of beer, and once that

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On your way to work today, if you see a homeless person, be kind to them. Give them a coffee, a sandwich, a Newport, a can of beer, and once that transactions complete wrap your wet juicy lips around their musky c*** and drain it of all it’s pent up seed. ¡Delicioso!

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Fortunately, I have a very delicate lock picking technique, then proceeds to blast a hole through the wall 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

-Optimus Prime.

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