Jesus coming back in April. You mfs better repent.
Jesus, who used to do out lawn? We had him deported
Is Jesus a middle Eastern name? Is Paul? Is Mary? Is Peter? Huh? Something for you to think about.
Oh are they releasing a sequel to the bible? I thought the original was pretty terrible.
I think your dates are off a bit! ‘ Death on the cross around 30 to 33AD. Said he’d be gone for two days which equals two thousand years, (Bible says a day with the Lord is as a thousand years). ‘ So…….2000 years added to 30AD to 33AD equals 2030 to around 2033. We aren’t quite there yet! ‘ Yep the current calendar has been amended and changed over history. So there might be a difference in some people’s calculations.
Oh. Ok thanks! Well get prepared just in case.
Why April? What’s so special about April? There have been soooooooooooooo many ‘return of the Lord’ predictions. None correct! But I guess if you keep guessing then someday you are bound to be right.
Luke 17:20 And when he (meaning Jesus) was demanded of the Pharisees, when the kingdom of God should come, he answered them and said, The kingdom of God cometh not with observation: So you wont be able to actually see him come but he is already come. How do i know this? The bible says God created the stars in the sky for signs. Thats on the very first page of the bible in Genesis chapter 1 verse 14: And God said, let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for SIGNS, and for seasons, and for days, and years. (The capitals are mine to show you). And He has even named the stars! Psalm 147:4 He tells the number of the stars and he calls them all by their names. Plaides. Orion. Mazaroth. Mazaroth means the twelve signs of the zodiac. Plaides is a cluster of stars in the constellation Taurus. And Archerus. These are all mentioned in the Bible! If God says the stars are for signs, don’t you think we should find out what the signs are? And if God has named them, don’t you think we should find out why He called them what he has? Let’s skip ahead to Luke vers 10 where it says “And he said unto them, (this is Jesus speaking) Behold, when ye are entered into the city, there shall a man meet you, bearing a pitcher of water; follow him into the house where he entereth in.” This couldn’t be a literal man with a pitcher of water due to the fact that back in those days,a man wouldn’t be caught dead carrying a pitcher of water. The man with the pitcher of water is none other than Aquarius. The constellation. (remember the song by The Fifth Dimension? Im sure some of you oldsters do haha) so this is a direct prophecy of the times we are living in now and when we understand that we are living in the Aquarian Age, we fulfill the prophecy by entering into the house. People all over the globe are waking up! Jesus Christ said that those of you who are within these things are given to know the mysteries and to those who are without all these things are done in parables.
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