I love being a woman. I love that even though we are underpaid compared to men we can get away with a lot of stuff.
1. Always get free drinks at bars/clubs and free admission;
2. Can always talk our way out of ticket when cops are involved;
3. If my boyfriend upsets me I can call the cops and say he hit me (even if he didn’t) and he gets thrown out;
4. If I hit my boyfriend and the cops come, he still gets in trouble and police/ambulance offer me assistance. NOT ONLY THAT HE HAD VIDEO AND HE WAS TOLD TO DELETE IT! AND I FUCKED HIM UP GOOD. HE STILL WENT TO JAIL! So ladies, it is not illegal to kick your boyfriend/husbands a**!
5. If I hit my boyfriend and out kid is present if he still can’t take our kid with him. Kid stays with me.
6. My boyfriend took a video of me shaking our kid’s head yelling at her and turned me into child services. They now kept him from seeing our kid because he didn’t have my consent for videoing me. BIG PLUS FOR ME
7. If a man kisses a woman it’s harrassment/s***** assault. If a woman does it it is cool. Example: Katy Perry with the contestant on the TV show and the two news anchors on NBC that oiled up that shirtless guy in Rio 2 years ago;
8. If a man cheats he is ridiculed beyond belief. If a woman cheats she is forgiven because she ‘is confused.’
I LOVE BEING A WOMAN! FREE JODI ARIAS! MARY KAY LETORNEAU WAS SEDUCED AND INNOCENT BY A KENIVING H**** TEEN!
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I agreed with the first two points but after that, I realized you’re just a trash excuse of a woman.
Bitches like you are why so many women end up victims of domestic violence and murder/suicide. You are a prime candidate. Karma is a thing. Get ready to enjoy what’s coming to you.