I steal pens from the restaurants I eat out at.
In the films webs shoot out of my wrist, in real life webs shoot out of my d*ck! -Spider Man.
Happy Father’s Day, stepdad, and this will be the last time that I will ever honor you on a special day. Because if your deceit and your actions, I can never trusting you again. You and I are done. End of story!
