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i hear this weird bird at night, now I have great imaginitis, so in my head I see it as some steam punk tarred n feathered humanoid hybrid with peak and googles and a suit with feathers falling out everywhere looking for its ding dong for a shag somewhere with local women on a bike. slightly ostrich, slightly alien humoid and steam punk. That is the picture in my head. I have near ever yet seen it so I often sing to myself that song “one of these nights, one of these crazy crazy nights… silly lamaha who turns on your lights” The eagles , between dark and light , cuz I rarely hear it in the day. I imagine some old b****** blowing his hoot looking for a shoot , you know what I mean. I bet its tarred and feathered well too. the rainbow thoth call guy riding a bike looking for some fly money for s***** affliations at night.

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I see a few confessions on here complaining about wearing a rubber. If that is all you have to do then you should thank your wife.

I am married just a few months and she makes me wear a rubber plus I have to wear Ohnut Buffer rings. She says she doesn’t like deep penetration and only wants slight penetration. I’m hardly allowed inside her at all. Look up OHNUT on the web and see for yourself what it looks like.

She is very hot, s*** and physically fit and I really want to bang her but she makes sure I can’t get my hard c ock very far in her. She prefers that I lick her to her climax.

Plus she likes to have my balls tight in the sac. For a quick way to pull them tightly together she uses a retaining clip called the TestiGrips ® to hold my balls. The clip tightly holds my balls together in the smallest amount of sac possible. They are usually turned blue when she takes the clip off after I am done pleasing her. Look up TestiGrips ® on the web and you will see what the orange clip looks like.

She got the idea from one of her girlfriends. Several of her friends clip their boyfriends’ balls. After exchanging stories with her friends she decided to do it to too. So now she clips and restrains my balls too.

She and her girlfriends find that one advantage is it slows down the thrusting. Tightly restricted balls are too sensitive to be banging into her and so the thrusts must be better controlled. Some of her girlfriends use a cord to tie up the balls but others use the retaining clip. She uses both.