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New Confession

I went to the beach yesterday and made a discovery.
I went on the bus and then onto the beach for an hour and then back on the bus. There was plenty of young girls everywhere and I came to this conclusion.
The girls on the bus in short skirts were more attractive than the girls on the beach in bikinis. Some of those were wearing bikinis that were almost not there at all and they were sort of so almost naked that it was a turn off.
The girls on the bus in short skirts were beautiful, sometimes it’s better to see legs and b** cheeks and let your imagination do the rest.

Related Confessions

Lesbian doctors are very good at doing circumcisions and so are the female Jewish doctors. I’m sure the lesbian doctors will do a thorough and complete circumcision. They will fix your problem. Your mom made the right choice.

Give this news article to your mom and tell her you want to have the complete procedure to obtain the best outcome. You’ll be a much happier boy.

ht tp s:/ /w ww. theguardian .co m/ science / article/ 2024/ may / 31 / men-and-other-mammals-live-longer-if-they-are-castrated-says-researcher

RE: Mom’s going to have my frenulum removed. She took me to two women physicians