People ask me “Corvallus which MLB players had the most fragrant backbushes?”

And I’d have to say it’s:

– Wade Boggs

– Jose Canseco

– Prince Fielder

– Bryn Smith

– Sergio Romo

But nobody’s BACKBUSH was bushier or more fragrant than HOFer Dennis Eckersley.

I stuck my Yiddish nose all the way in that caca cavern.

Best MLB sausage? Randy Johnson

— Corvo Breedo