When I was fighting in WW2 for Tha allies I got my d*** sucked by a fucken transvestite in the trenches
To be human is to continually change. Your desire to remain as you are is what ultimately limits you.
The Puppet Master
If the guys can’t decide on who’s taking me first. Then I decide. Pretty simple. Whoever has the larger sausage wins. Second place gets the overly lubed entrance.