Are you from California or something? Groce? You think you're cool? You are either from California, or you are a martian space alien. That's for fucking

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Are you from California or something? Groce? You think you’re cool? You are either from California, or you are a martian space alien. That’s for f****** sure.

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My family is Muslim
We don’t celebrate valentines day
But last valentines day a black guy in the neighborhood brought mom gifts right in front of dad
Mom was flattered
But then the guy said mom owed him a bj whatever that means
Whatever a bj means he said mom was great at it and he said mom was great at riding him

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