Oh that poor girl showing the statue of David to tourists. It must be frightening to her to look up at the 17 foot tall statue which has a proportionally huge scrotum and p**** right above her.
It’s going to take a big fig leaf to cover that thing!
I wonder if she dreams about it at night? Is she jealous because she wants but can’t find a big one? Or is she truly cockophobic? Or scrotum-phobic?
