Oh gosh darn it… I better get right on that quitting smoking. It’s a real turn off!

Nah you know what? I don’t really give too much of a s*** if it’s hot or not. It’s an addiction, it’s a battle, and if I quit, if I take on the monumental task of quitting smoking, it sure as f*** won’t so I’m more attractive. It’ll be for my health. Selfish reasons.

Are you worth quitting smoking for? That’s the question. Are you enjoyable than a cigarette? Because as unhealthy and gross as cigarettes can be, they are pretty f****** enjoyable. If you are on this website, I’m gonna take a wild guess and say no…. no you are not.