I’m glad my parents had me circumcised.

When I was a kid, I grew up in a very french Canadian community. Often times we’d just take a piss outside where ever.. To me, and I am a straight man, but seeing the uncircumcised wang’s of some of my buddies, they didn’t look normal to me. Not that I’m a judge, but yeah, different than mine. They looked like worms uncircumcised. Literally like worms. A straight tube, no definition, just a worm. I don’t think I even understood the concept of circumcision at the time. Just different and I wondered what the hell happened there? Which I would imagine collects stuff, piss, whatever. Dirt. Smell.