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Who do they turn to when their relationship is in trouble?

I’ll give you a hint…. I doubt it will be you, but you sound biased and are probably a bit bitter From the sound of it. You wouldn’t be a good outlet. I have a feeling you would make things toxic. Because you’re selfish and can’t you control yourself. I usually personally throw people like you out of the relationship. Literally, that’s my first move. Clean house. I like to wait for them to show up for a visit, break the news to them, gently they’re out. I ask them to turn around, I grab her by the seat of her pants and the back of her shirt (if she isn’t too heavy) and throw her right out the side door. Then I brush my hands and usually point at them and tell them “and don’t come back…” Then I shut the door and heckle them out the window as they reluctantly leave.

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