i want to lock up the loser scumbag psycho who writes more than half of the fake confessions on this page. their caretakers should be fined and penalized

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i want to lock up the loser scumbag psycho who writes more than half of the fake confessions on this page. their caretakers should be fined and penalized for giving this psycho internet.

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I haven’t decided whether to record my exit strategy. This helium-based strategy isn’t particularly gory, so I think it’d be suitable for recording. If it can be of benefit to the medical research community then I feel like it’d be a good thing to do. During one of my “test” attempts, I found that I subconsciously ripped the bag off my head. I will need to remedy this by cuffing my hands to a sturdy frame, and then turning on the gas. You did this, Fiserv.

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