Jordan Poole is getting a jizzle juice soaked face right now in the Warriors locker room as a championship initiation He’s the future It’s called the Champions Shower it’s an ancient ritual that most cultures have practiced After a winning fight or good hunt the older hunters would share their essence with the younger ones, passing on their masculine strength. This ritual is continued on today, both in sports but also executive retreats like Bohemian Grove.

Congrats to the champion Warriors, and may their essences be the seed of future winnings