Can’t you just give me the certificate I need? I have a job, I don’t want to be doing all this bullshit bureaucracy, filling in forms and reading

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Can’t you just give me the certificate I need? I have a job, I don’t want to be doing all this b******* bureaucracy, filling in forms and reading complicated laws in my free time. Just automatically give it to me because I f****** say so. Why do so many things have to be complicated?

New Confession

I would like to input my sp//erm deep within the hairy, wet and musky loins of Greta Thunberg.

I don’t want to talk with her much, before or after, but I can tell she needs to be railed, and that ample torso seems equipped to meet my eager thrusts.

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