Ha! I just realized…she’s like a giant, yet much cheaper knockoff ugly hispanic version of me. The tats, style of dress (but my s*** is real, not the Walmart version). However I don’t have to take an hour in the bathroom and then still come out looking like a dogs wrinkled a**. I’m in and out and ready in ten and still look amazing and always use that extra time for some fun. 😘 And we both know other ways she could never in a million years measure up. 😘 Honey you probably should have stuck with the real deal. She makes you look like you straight out of the trailer park. Only big difference is I see through your b*******. THAT is why you couldn’t hang and we both know it. But have fun with that low rent imitation!
