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I bet Sabrina the Millennial Witch pronounces chakra like shawkra.

The only thing threatening about her aura is that she looks like you could catch hepatitis from her, or have to sit through another pretentious philosophy rant.

What’s she grifting on about this time? Claiming her overactive solar plexus is actually her having strengthened it? Hahahahahahaha

Or all the stupid Santería candles she purchases??? Oh wow, SO SPIRITUAL… that you have to steal from other cultures. Ps you can order them for $10 a pop on Etsy, big deal. She probably thinks she’s so special because she never tries to big up this business, and doesn’t want other people buying her candles.

Head to AngelDepotStore on Etsy and buy all the candles so she can finally stop hoarding them like a selfish brat.

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