Well... If you don't have the Batmobile, as a last resort you can at least activate the satellite laser death ray to abolish your enemies?.... There is no

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Well… If you don’t have the Batmobile, as a last resort you can at least activate the satellite laser death ray to abolish your enemies?…. There is no way you don’t have a satellite laser death ray. Nobody who talks like you DOESN’T have one. There’s no f****** way. If you don’t I can’t even f****** take you seriously.

New Confession

Once when I was little,
my father was a little more drunken, and a little more crazy than usual, he had held me down while my brother the undertaker cut my throat and wrists,
they buried me alive.
On Halloween night I dug myself out of my own grave and buried my brother alive,
after I set my own father on fire. Thats where my love of fire, pain and suffering started.

Demon Kane

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