How women choose husbands:
1. Must be wealthy
IMO:> uh nope, the wealthy ones were probably going to be too into there jobs and id rather someone choose me over their job, f*** me shoes are not that great they just make your feet hurt, ya stupid cunts! and they won’t keep you worm in the middle of the night

2. Must look like Thor IMO:> Barf I don’t like blonds

3. Must have a 8+ inch pens IMO:> yeah its nice if you can use it right, It’s okay if you don’t just keep in mind toys are your helpers not your computation, nothing wrong with helping her ride a nice d**** into orgasmic oblivion you both just might have a good time won’t know till you try

4. Must do everything I say. IMO:> uh yes and NO I’ll just leave it at that haha

How men choose wives:
1. Omg you like Ninja Turtles? That’s so cool. Derrrrr.

JMO:> Yeah why not try using your north brain a little more it might get you further then that little fucker you have swigging between your legs just sayin

peace out I need another drink getting too sober to post this bye!