Who is the MOST MACHO man on this site? I’m assembling a team of macho men and I need the most macho rough and ready men for a jizzleteam for a new cheek slamming league forming in the Castro District.

Basically it’s 5 on 5 and you take turns slamming your opponents cheeks and then they slam your cheeks. Pay is $500/match and will be streamed live on the Major League Cheek Slammers Network. Points are scored for endurance, speed, cheek redness, s**** distance, freestyle tricks, degradation and more!

A good man is hard to find and a hard man is good to find. Join today!

Jonah Falcon