Sucio Sam,

I was inhaling some Purple Punch when I read your post and starting laughing, the vapor coming out the sides of my mouth and nose. Thank you for that.

Take it easy young man, get on PrEP so you are playing safe, make sure you know what to look for on nasty dicks and anuses so you can avoid those other bugs, and go out and enjoy all the pleasures of the flesh! Head over to a bathhouse, ask the DJ to crank up the Lords of Acid, and get your BACKSNATCH (and all your snatches) BRED!

– CORVALLUS