At the bathhouses you might here about the legendary Two Liter Terry. He was so long and fat he could permanently cause you to have to cork up your shitter. He got around quite often, usually would be in Ft. Lauderdale for a week every year just wrecking backsnatch. I wasn’t the buttslut I am now back in his heyday. He used to have some videos online where he was at Inn Leather filming underwater while he and a pal shot their loads in and on a bunch of playtoys.

– CORVALLUS TERKEL