What were they thinking in the UAE? Did you hear? The United Arab Emirates arrested and then deported a bunch of naked female models. The girls were from Ukraine. They stripped bare and stepped out onto a high rise balcony for a photo shoot. All in a row and completely naked. The balcony had waist high walls but those were see through and made of glass.

Some guy in another high rise had a camera on a tripod and he took photos with a telephoto lens. Then he turned them in. The girls could have gotten jail time for public lewdness.

But wait, why was that guy looking at other people’s apartments through a telephoto lens? How many apartments and people has he photographed? Did he keep photos of the naked models?

UAE is a Muslim nation. Muslims should appreciate the beautiful female form. His Highness Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan should have insisted that all the girls visit him in the palace. All naked of course.