Oh I’m sure you are huge and macho, but you are not a man….

And that’s the problem. Maybe you should act and look more like a lady? Men don’t did huge and macho. We want delicate, pleasant ladies who act like ladies. Take a cooking class and cook your man a decent meal without the temptation to poison it. Don’t swear, and stop talking like a f****** wigger. That is not cool. It’s trashy. Words like “breh” need to be eliminated from your vocabulary. No more feminist websites either. Those are not women. That’s the wrong path to walk down. No tattoos and maybe try some earth tones in your hair. Stay away from the clown/martian chique. It’s not hot. Loose a few pounds and get some softness into your voice. You have a lot, I mean A LOT of work to do transforming yourself from the hideous creature that you are, into a delicate flower. Get to work.