Cream Gene hummin and cummin at you from underneath the bridge. Just saw my homeless friend Rodney, brought him a breakfast burrito and asked him if he wanted some downstairs relief. Poor feller had a 2 week load weighing him down, when I was sucking it out I accidentally squirted it all over my mustache! While sucking him his friend Clarence asked if he could pound my a**, sure thing pal, knock yourself out! They said Corvallus was down here recently in a homemade sling with a case of vodka pints and b**** pills getting worked over by all the tramps. Corvallus is always trying to upstage me but I still do my community service!

Go help a homeless man today!