I have a feeling this is the end thank you for everything. It wasn’t real but I had fun anyway. Pity we will see each other again. I respect your ghost tho
Her mom had warned her. She had been warned time and again, but she had refused to believe her. She had done everything right and she knew she would be rewarded for doing so with the promotion. So when the promotion was given to her main rival, it not only stung, it threw her belief system into disarray. It was her first big lesson in life, but not the last.
He had three simple rules by which he lived. The first was to never eat blue food. There was nothing in nature that was edible that was blue. People often asked about blueberries, but everyone knows those are actually purple. He understood it was one of the stranger rules to live by, but it had served him well thus far in the 50+ years of his life.
It was just a burger. Why couldn’t she understand that? She knew he’d completely changed his life around her eating habits, so why couldn’t she give him a break this one time? She wasn’t even supposed to have found out. Yes, he had promised her and yes, he had broken that promise, but still in his mind, all it had been was just a burger.
Forgive, let go and stop it. Do not cause other people error and stop sinning. Stop being an asshole and quit smoking, and also buying animal products to save the planet.
Love is only for pretty people. I’m fat & ugly inside and out. I will never be loved. And before anyone says… no amount of dieting could make me pretty
If you can imagine a furry humanoid seven feet tall, with the face of an intelligent gorilla and the braincase of a man, you’ll have a rough idea of what they looked like — except for their teeth. The canines would have fitted better in the face of a tiger, and showed at the corners of their wide, thin-lipped mouths, giving them an expression of ferocity.
Cake or pie? I can tell a lot about you by which one you pick. It may seem silly, but cake people and pie people are really different. I know which one I hope you are, but that’s not for me to decide. So, what is it? Cake or pie?
Spending time at national parks can be an exciting adventure, but this wasn’t the type of excitement she was hoping to experience. As she contemplated the situation she found herself in, she knew she’d gotten herself in a little more than she bargained for. It wasn’t often that she found herself in a tree staring down at a pack of wolves that were looking to make her their next meal.
He watched as the young man tried to impress everyone in the room with his intelligence. There was no doubt that he was smart. The fact that he was more intelligent than anyone else in the room could have been easily deduced, but nobody was really paying any attention due to the fact that it was also obvious that the young man only cared about his intelligence.
I fantasize about my girlfriend getting really slutty on camera, uploading the video online, and hearing all the dirty things that will be said about her.
Debbie put her hand into the hole, sliding her hand down as far as her arm could reach. She wiggled her fingers hoping to touch something, but all she felt was air. She shifted the weight of her body to try and reach an inch or two more down the hole. Her fingers still touched nothing but air.
Do you think you’re living an ordinary life? You are so mistaken it’s difficult to even explain. The mere fact that you exist makes you extraordinary. The odds of you existing are less than winning the lottery, but here you are. Are you going to let this extraordinary opportunity pass?
I’m going to hire professional help tomorrow. I can’t handle this anymore. She fell over the coffee table and now there is blood in her catheter. This is much more than I ever signed up to do.
Green vines attached to the trunk of the tree had wound themselves toward the top of the canopy. Ants used the vine as their private highway, avoiding all the creases and crags of the bark, to freely move at top speed from top to bottom or bottom to top depending on their current chore. At least this was the way it was supposed to be. Something had damaged the vine overnight halfway up the tree leaving a gap in the once pristine ant highway.
MaryLou wore the tiara with pride. There was something that made doing anything she didn’t really want to do a bit easier when she wore it. She really didn’t care what those staring through the window were thinking as she vacuumed her apartment.
I know what you guys mean now. Life is just so depressing, you just what to kill yourself sometimes. Especially if you’re aways fighting and arguing with someone.
It went through such rapid contortions that the little bear was forced to change his hold on it so many times he became confused in the darkness, and could not, for the life of him, tell whether he held the sheep right side up, or upside down. But that point was decided for him a moment later by the animal itself, who, with a sudden twist, jabbed its horns so hard into his lowest ribs that he gave a grunt of anger and disgust.
Don’t forget that gifts often come with costs that go beyond their purchase price. When you purchase a child the latest smartphone, you’re also committing to a monthly phone bill. When you purchase the latest gaming system, you’re likely not going to be satisfied with the games that come with it for long and want to purchase new titles to play. When you buy gifts it’s important to remember that some come with additional costs down the road that can be much more expensive than the initial gift itself.
I know the earth is not flat, but the confidence of people who believe it is almost makes what they are saying believable. I want that kind of confidence.
Forgive, let go and have peace. All material, but especially money is just meaningless garbage used in trying to fill life where true love and fellowship is void.
She didn’t understand how changed worked. When she looked at today compared to yesterday, there was nothing that she could see that was different. Yet, when she looked at today compared to last year, she couldn’t see how anything was ever the same.
There were little things that she simply could not stand. The sound of someone tapping their nails on the table. A person chewing with their mouth open. Another human imposing themselves into her space. She couldn’t stand any of these things, but none of them compared to the number one thing she couldn’t stand which topped all of them combined.
“It was so great to hear from you today and it was such weird timing,” he said. “This is going to sound funny and a little strange, but you were in a dream I had just a couple of days ago. I’d love to get together and tell you about it if you’re up for a cup of coffee,” he continued, laying the trapped he’s been planning for years.
The lone lamp post of the one-street town flickered, not quite dead but definitely on its way out. Suitcase by her side, she paid no heed to the light, the street or the town. A car was coming down the street and with her arm outstretched and thumb in the air, she had a plan.
She had come to the conclusion that you could tell a lot about a person by their ears. The way they stuck out and the size of the earlobes could give you wonderful insights into the person. Of course, she couldn’t scientifically prove any of this, but that didn’t matter to her. Before anything else, she would size up the ears of the person she was talking to.
There are only three ways to make this work. The first is to let me take care of everything. The second is for you to take care of everything. The third is to split everything 50 / 50. I think the last option is the most preferable, but I’m certain it’ll also mean the end of our marriage.
“Begin today!” That’s all the note said. There was no indication from where it came or who may have written it. Had it been meant for someone else? Meghan looked around the room, but nobody made eye contact back. For a brief moment, she thought it might be a message for her to follow her dreams, but ultimately decided it was easier to ignore it as she crumpled it up and threw it away.
There was no time. He ran out of the door without half the stuff he needed for work, but it didn’t matter. He was late and if he didn’t make this meeting on time, someone’s life may be in danger.
Don’t be scared. The things out there that are unknown aren’t scary in themselves. They are just unknown at the moment. Take the time to know them before you list them as scary. Then the world will be a much less scary place for you.
I’m in love with my bf but a part of me wants to go out one night and party and have crazy hot sex with another woman. But my bf wouldnt allow that…sadly
It was going to rain. The weather forecast didn’t say that, but the steel plate in his hip did. He had learned over the years to trust his hip over the weatherman. It was going to rain, so he better get outside and prepare.
He sat staring at the person in the train stopped at the station going in the opposite direction. She sat staring ahead, never noticing that she was being watched. Both trains began to move and he knew that in another timeline or in another universe, they had been happy together.
She wondered if the note had reached him. She scolded herself for not handing it to him in person. She trusted her friend, but so much could happen. She waited impatiently for word.
He picked up the burnt end of the branch and made a mark on the stone. Day 52 if the marks on the stone were accurate. He couldn’t be sure. Day and nights had begun to blend together creating confusion, but he knew it was a long time. Much too long.
Dave found joy in the daily routine of life. He awoke at the same time, ate the same breakfast and drove the same commute. He worked at a job that never seemed to change and he got home at 6 pm sharp every night. It was who he had been for the last ten years and he had no idea that was all about to change.
Abusive parents breed an upcoming generation of criminals, or another generation of abusive parents which will continue the cycle of increasing or maintaining crime.
She tried to explain that love wasn’t like pie. There wasn’t a set number of slices to be given out. There wasn’t less to be given to one person if you wanted to give more to another. That after a set amount was given out it would all disappear. She tried to explain this, but it fell on deaf ears.
Sometimes there isn’t a good answer. No matter how you try to rationalize the outcome, it doesn’t make sense. And instead of an answer, you are simply left with a question. Why?
It’s not his fault. I know you’re going to want to, but you can’t blame him. He really has no idea how it happened. I kept trying to come up with excuses I could say to mom that would keep her calm when she found out what happened, but the more I tried, the more I could see none of them would work. He was going to get her wrath and there was nothing I could say to prevent it.
The amber droplet hung from the branch, reaching fullness and ready to drop. It waited. While many of the other droplets were satisfied to form as big as they could and release, this droplet had other plans. It wanted to be part of history. It wanted to be remembered long after all the other droplets had dissolved into history. So it waited for the perfect specimen to fly by to trap and capture that it hoped would eventually be discovered hundreds of years in the future.
Indescribable oppression, which seemed to generate in some unfamiliar part of her consciousness, filled her whole being with a vague anguish. It was like a shadow, like a mist passing across her soul’s summer day. It was strange and unfamiliar; it was a mood. She did not sit there inwardly upbraiding her husband, lamenting at Fate, which had directed her footsteps to the path which they had taken. She was just having a good cry all to herself. The mosquitoes made merry over her, biting her firm, round arms and nipping at her bare insteps.
Sometimes that’s just the way it has to be. Sure, there were probably other options, but he didn’t let them enter his mind. It was done and that was that. It was just the way it had to be.
She asked the question even though she didn’t really want to hear the answer. It was a no-win situation since she already knew. If he told the truth, she’d get confirmation of her worst fears. If he lied, she’d know that he wasn’t who she thought he was which would be almost as bad. Yet she asked the question anyway and waited for his answer.
“Where do they get a random paragraph?” he wondered as he clicked the generate button. Do they just write a random paragraph or do they get it somewhere? At that moment he read the random paragraph and realized it was about random paragraphs and his world would never be the same.
He had done everything right. There had been no mistakes throughout the entire process. It had been perfection and he knew it without a doubt, but the results still stared back at him with the fact that he had lost.
He knew what he was supposed to do. That had been apparent from the beginning. That was what made the choice so difficult. What he was supposed to do and what he would do were not the same. This would have been fine if he were willing to face the inevitable consequences, but he wasn’t.
She considered the birds to be her friends. She’d put out food for them each morning and then she’d watch as they came to the feeders to gorge themselves for the day. She wondered what they would do if something ever happened to her. Would they miss the meals she provided if she failed to put out the food one morning?
What was beyond the bend in the stream was unknown. Both were curious, but only one was brave enough to want to explore. That was the problem. There was always one that let fear rule her life.
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It was a weird concept. Why would I really need to generate a random paragraph? Could I actually learn something from doing so? All these questions were running through her head as she pressed the generate button. To her surprise, she found what she least expected to see.
They rushed out the door, grabbing anything and everything they could think of they might need. There was no time to double-check to make sure they weren’t leaving something important behind. Everything was thrown into the car and they sped off. Thirty minutes later they were safe and that was when it dawned on them that they had forgotten the most important thing of all.
I was angry disrespectful impatient selfish prideful I had worldly sorrow resentment I complained dishonored my father and passed judgement against him
There was something beautiful in his hate. It wasn’t the hate itself as it was a disgusting display of racism and intolerance. It was what propelled the hate and the fact that although he had this hate, he didn’t understand where it came from. It was at that moment that she realized that there was hope in changing him.
He doesn’t even care about me, why am I wasting my time with him? What does it matter, it’s not working. Love is the commitment to tolerate another person.
Josh had spent year and year accumulating the information. He knew it inside out and if there was ever anyone looking for an expert in the field, Josh would be the one to call. The problem was that there was nobody interested in the information besides him and he knew it. Years of information painstakingly memorized and sorted with not a sole giving even an ounce of interest in the topic.
I masturbated lied was prideful selfish disrespectful boastful hipocritical afraid lazy anxious worried and I passed judgement against others and had worldly sorrow
The red ball sat proudly at the top of the toybox. It had been the last to be played with and anticipated it would be the next as well. The other toys grumbled beneath. At one time each had held the spot of the red ball, but over time they had sunk deeper and deeper into the toy box.
just found out my grandmother apparently has a criminal record. she was arrested for animal cruelty back in 89. i dont know if i want her around my children
All he could think about was how it would all end. There was still a bit of uncertainty in the equation, but the basics were there for anyone to see. No matter how much he tried to see the positive, it wasn’t anywhere to be seen. The end was coming and it wasn’t going to be pretty.
Average human ejaculate is about 3 ml. That means my beloved mother, Mrs Subarnarekha Naskar has swallowed at least 2615.26 litres of semen in her life. Do the math.016aae30
Love is only for pretty people. I’m fat & ugly inside and out. I will never be loved. And before anyone says… no amount of dieting could make me pretty3e5b60ce
Then came the night of the first falling star. It was seen early in the morning, rushing over Winchester eastward, a line of flame high in the atmosphere. Hundreds must have seen it and taken it for an ordinary falling star. It seemed that it fell to earth about one hundred miles east of him.29ef617c
My ass is so fat. I bent over to pick up something I dropped on the kitchen floor and heard my trousers rip. Fucks sake. Back to skinny stretch jeans.83b9a605
It was just a burger. Why couldn’t she understand that? She knew he’d completely changed his life around her eating habits, so why couldn’t she give him a break this one time? She wasn’t even supposed to have found out. Yes, he had promised her and yes, he had broken that promise, but still in his mind, all it had been was just a burger.2b5dd045
Abusive parents breed an upcoming generation of criminals, or another generation of abusive parents which will continue the cycle of increasing or maintaining crime.fded5c96
I just want to tell everybody here going through depression that we must work together to fight it. Let’s exercise and release happy chemicals.b10fff62
The robot clicked disapprovingly, gurgled briefly inside its cubical interior and extruded a pony glass of brownish liquid. “Sir, you will undoubtedly end up in a drunkard’s grave, dead of hepatic cirrhosis,” it informed me virtuously as it returned my ID card. I glared as I pushed the glass across the table.289fd08a
Ok guys, stop all the panty sniffing, stealing, jerking, wearing perv stories. It’s not edgy, too common and average horny guy thing. Thanks, Amy.d9bf6457
He couldn’t move. His head throbbed and spun. He couldn’t decide if it was the flu or the drinking last night. It was probably a combination of both.62629c06
Debbie put her hand into the hole, sliding her hand down as far as her arm could reach. She wiggled her fingers hoping to touch something, but all she felt was air. She shifted the weight of her body to try and reach an inch or two more down the hole. Her fingers still touched nothing but air.db10daed
I inadvertently went to See’s Candy last week (I was in the mall looking for phone repair), and as it turns out, See’s Candy now charges a dollar — a full dollar — for even the simplest of their wee confection offerings. I bought two chocolate lollipops and two chocolate-caramel-almond things. The total cost was four-something. I mean, the candies were tasty and all, but let’s be real: A Snickers bar is fifty cents. After this dollar-per-candy revelation, I may not find myself wandering dreamily back into a See’s Candy any time soon.9c3b98ba
I hate how the internet is such a big haven for scammer, liars and cheaters. I just want to try and date someone who shares my interests and fantasies739baeaa
She reached her goal, exhausted. Even more chilling to her was that the euphoria that she thought she’d feel upon reaching it wasn’t there. Something wasn’t right. Was this the only feeling she’d have for over five years of hard work?20417526
The amber droplet hung from the branch, reaching fullness and ready to drop. It waited. While many of the other droplets were satisfied to form as big as they could and release, this droplet had other plans. It wanted to be part of history. It wanted to be remembered long after all the other droplets had dissolved into history. So it waited for the perfect specimen to fly by to trap and capture that it hoped would eventually be discovered hundreds of years in the future.9702e59e
The young man wanted a role model. He looked long and hard in his youth, but that role model never materialized. His only choice was to embrace all the people in his life he didn’t want to be like.c5367641
He wondered if he should disclose the truth to his friends. It would be a risky move. Yes, the truth would make things a lot easier if they all stayed on the same page, but the truth might fracture the group leaving everything in even more of a mess than it was not telling the truth. It was time to decide which way to go.7cc30b5d
I recently discovered I could make fudge with just chocolate chips, sweetened condensed milk, vanilla extract, and a thick pot on slow heat. I tried it with dark chocolate chunks and I tried it with semi-sweet chocolate chips. It’s better with both kinds. It comes out pretty bad with just the dark chocolate. The best add-ins are crushed almonds and marshmallows — what you get from that is Rocky Road. It takes about twenty minutes from start to fridge, and then it takes about six months to work off the twenty pounds you gain from eating it. All things in moderation, friends. All things in moderation.cfb931ee
At that moment he had a thought that he’d never imagine he’d consider. “I could just cheat,” he thought, “and that would solve the problem.” He tried to move on from the thought but it was persistent. It didn’t want to go away and, if he was honest with himself, he didn’t want it to.450115e1
He was an expert but not in a discipline that anyone could fully appreciate. He knew how to hold the cone just right so that the soft server ice-cream fell into it at the precise angle to form a perfect cone each and every time. It had taken years to perfect and he could now do it without even putting any thought behind it. Nobody seemed to fully understand the beauty of this accomplishment except for the new worker who watched in amazement.c1d7c2ec
The red glint of paint sparkled under the sun. He had dreamed of owning this car since he was ten, and that dream had become a reality less than a year ago. It was his baby and he spent hours caring for it, pampering it, and fondling over it. She knew this all too well, and that’s exactly why she had taken a sludge hammer to it.e479417c
Ight I’m bored. Imma start some drama. Jeffery Epstein killed himself and Trump did nothing wrong. Liberals are stupid and should fuck theirselves in the face.2c0d4d87
The leather jacked showed the scars of being his favorite for years. It wore those scars with pride, feeling that they enhanced his presence rather than diminishing it. The scars gave it character and had not overwhelmed to the point that it had become ratty. The jacket was in its prime and it knew it.fa2ae9e2
I know what you guys mean now. Life is just so depressing, you just what to kill yourself sometimes. Especially if you’re aways fighting and arguing with someone.7f613049
Baiting rednecks, weirdos, Nazis, perverts, wasters, and trailer trash on this website is depressingly easy and the responses are depressingly predictable.4409f280
It’s always good to bring a slower friend with you on a hike. If you happen to come across bears, the whole group doesn’t have to worry. Only the slowest in the group do. That was the lesson they were about to learn that day.a239942c
Barbara had been waiting at the table for twenty minutes. it had been twenty long and excruciating minutes. David had promised that he would be on time today. He never was, but he had promised this one time. She had made him repeat the promise multiple times over the last week until she’d believed his promise. Now she was paying the price.c0da7408
She sat in the darkened room waiting. It was now a standoff. He had the power to put her in the room, but not the power to make her repent. It wasn’t fair and no matter how long she had to endure the darkness, she wouldn’t change her attitude. At three years old, Sandy’s stubborn personality had already bloomed into full view.bb705031
There wasn’t a bird in the sky, but that was not what caught her attention. It was the clouds. The deep green that isn’t the color of clouds, but came with these. She knew what was coming and she hoped she was prepared.56526191
Have I really became THAT lonely? I’ve been dreaming about all the boys I had entertained the idea of being romantically interested in. WTH going on with me?02b27005
She considered the birds to be her friends. She’d put out food for them each morning and then she’d watch as they came to the feeders to gorge themselves for the day. She wondered what they would do if something ever happened to her. Would they miss the meals she provided if she failed to put out the food one morning?3d4f7d94
She wanted rainbow hair. That’s what she told the hairdresser. It should be deep rainbow colors, too. She wasn’t interested in pastel rainbow hair. She wanted it deep and vibrant so there was no doubt that she had done this on purpose.7eb630f7
I just want someone I think is attractive to climb through my window and rearrange my fuckin’ guts. I just want to have a wild teenager experience, y’know?8b150e8f
I’m in love with my bf but a part of me wants to go out one night and party and have crazy hot sex with another woman. But my bf wouldnt allow that…sadlyfcb201f0
They rushed out the door, grabbing anything and everything they could think of they might need. There was no time to double-check to make sure they weren’t leaving something important behind. Everything was thrown into the car and they sped off. Thirty minutes later they were safe and that was when it dawned on them that they had forgotten the most important thing of all.df8e3e7a
She nervously peered over the edge. She understood in her mind that the view was supposed to be beautiful, but all she felt was fear. There had always been something about heights that disturbed her, and now she could feel the full force of this unease. She reluctantly crept a little closer with the encouragement of her friends as the fear continued to build. She couldn’t help but feel that something horrible was about to happen.4ca2c2cd
Why do white American men and women always expect extra special treatment in every tourist spot they go to abroad? Its very shameless. Behave yourselves Americans.1ed1edb0
What was beyond the bend in the stream was unknown. Both were curious, but only one was brave enough to want to explore. That was the problem. There was always one that let fear rule her life.5d9cf10f
Masturbation feels so good especially when you fap to your favorite videos and pictures that never fail to make you rocking hard and cumming fast.3a15914b
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I just want to move on. I have too many failings to rectify.
I have this desire to transform reality with my mind
I have a great feeling, not a random feeling, that today is going to be an awesome day.
the planet is a lot but hey, we can stretch
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.
He’s a passion killer. I swear i will never orgasm the same way after everything.
Why do we keep fighting, Do you want to break up with me or something?
Lonely valentine’s
Help me get over him. He will never like me… Why do I like him?
Pro-Choice or Pro-Life? I wanna hear your best arguments
He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore.
I have a love for muscular women! I think they are so sexy, and can sexually dominate me in the bed.
Light travel
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge.
Sometimes I wish I was a guy so I could have sex with other men.
There should be a self-testing it for Coronavirus because the hospital aren’t even testing those coming in ill. Pathetic
africans get the chinese out of your countries. Caribbean get them OUT!!!!!!
I just wanna go home
Ultraterrestrials probably think every race is suspicious
Path to sobriety
I blame white people.
Come on. Push Push push. I need to motivate myself to workout more.
I don’t wanna grow up
Black widow… .
“HURT PEOPLE HURT PEOPLE”
Around blacks…NEVER relax
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships.
My birthday wish
Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal.
^ ^ [^\\^] ///// _______
I will eat mushrooms gathered by me daily
It must be five o’clock somewhere.
yesterday i tried to kill my sister with a soup spoon. i liked
The day has barely begun & I’m already entertaining thoughts of harming myself.
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny.
I have a feeling this is the end thank you for everything. It wasn’t real but I had fun anyway. Pity we will see each other again. I respect your ghost tho
You know it’s good pussy when you can slide in and out without touching each other
Can we just acknowledge how Google’s doodle for Valentines Day are two literal Star-Crossed Lovers? I think that is art x
I accidentally came out to my sister by sending her a message that was intended to go to a friend saying, “look at her tiddies I wanna suck em”
Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy.
You’re never going to be heard by your family. You’re never going to get to go home properly after eleven years.
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery.
Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.
I want to sedate my mom and have my way with her…
Just a seriously confused 17-year-old, who might have a crush on a 15-year-old, but can’t actually tell
I get so fucking horny before my period but I can’t masturbate right now.
The worst thing that can happen is that they fire me. If they fire me I’ll be more relieved than upset so whatever, I’ll find something better.
PERIOD OR INFECTION OR BOTH I DONT KNOW I CAN’T GO TO SLEEP
Sure, I’d be happy for you but my ego would disintegrate. Vestigial as it is.
Bitchphobia: Where you act like a son of a bitch everyday. Only white people can get diagnosed.
I’ve drank 6.5L of water in the past 5 hours I’m gonna Niagara Falls this birch of a bug out of my stream within the next 24 hours
I wish I had a nice big feminine butt
I wanna fuck my teacher so bad, he’s sooo hot and whenever im in class i get wet, oh well!
Her mom had warned her. She had been warned time and again, but she had refused to believe her. She had done everything right and she knew she would be rewarded for doing so with the promotion. So when the promotion was given to her main rival, it not only stung, it threw her belief system into disarray. It was her first big lesson in life, but not the last.
He had three simple rules by which he lived. The first was to never eat blue food. There was nothing in nature that was edible that was blue. People often asked about blueberries, but everyone knows those are actually purple. He understood it was one of the stranger rules to live by, but it had served him well thus far in the 50+ years of his life.
CONDOM IS SIN
I jerk off a lot to pornstar Jennifer Hills. look at her and tell me you won’t too
I want to sleep early and be super efficient from the time I immediately wake up.
Hey Sara, I hope you actually get cancer and type 2 diabetes because your a horrible person.
SUBIE BANASZYNSKI is a fucking idiot !
It was just a burger. Why couldn’t she understand that? She knew he’d completely changed his life around her eating habits, so why couldn’t she give him a break this one time? She wasn’t even supposed to have found out. Yes, he had promised her and yes, he had broken that promise, but still in his mind, all it had been was just a burger.
I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why.
Everything and everyone hates me so much
I love you. You have helped me a lot. I don’t know why I still “feel” this way. Depression sucks
The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive.
Come on Push. Push. I need to workout harder to fight that depression. Push.
Braidon Montgomery from windsor Ontario is a dirty slut but I’d give anything to suck her perfect toes
I believe the media needs to stop mentioning Kobe Bryant, let his family greave
Please wait outside of the house.
Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since that’s where the people are.
I reeeeeeaaaaaaalllllly dislike you.
Sorry things are back to this
Forgive, let go and stop it. Do not cause other people error and stop sinning. Stop being an asshole and quit smoking, and also buying animal products to save the planet.
I never had a crush on Marcia Brady. I always fancied Jan.
Halima Aden needs a balls deep pump.
I’m about too cheat on my finance
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do.
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn’t it.
I Found The bug that access the backs door to are simulation
Men from Spain are the most misogynistic shit in the whole fucking planet. DATE ONE if you want to die of physical or mental abuse.
No one would care if I died. Not even my own family. Well, except for my parents.
My Master says I can’t post here . I better listen I don’t want to be set on fire.
I see death people.
Jake Adams & Scarlit Scandal
I’m sorry. I’m just sorry.
going to Mexico soon to get fucked down by Taiira Navarette. she looks like she has very sweet jizzle juice, I hope she’s a gusher!
I’m not losing my marbles People are deliberately doing it Fuck y’all
fucking hate being on peroid.
The door slammed on the watermelon.
eu sou bolsonaro e torço pro flamengooooooooooooooo vai ser campeao mundial, lula volta pra cadeia, fora petrix
Love is only for pretty people. I’m fat & ugly inside and out. I will never be loved. And before anyone says… no amount of dieting could make me pretty
Kill all men and abort all male fetuses to save the world and remove all that’s wrong with this world.
I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice.
I’m glad you guys on here are following my advice.
Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers.
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction.
Shut up blackie! Your homasexual!
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto.
If you can imagine a furry humanoid seven feet tall, with the face of an intelligent gorilla and the braincase of a man, you’ll have a rough idea of what they looked like — except for their teeth. The canines would have fitted better in the face of a tiger, and showed at the corners of their wide, thin-lipped mouths, giving them an expression of ferocity.
I slept because of my depression. Now I’m going to be up all night. Darn I feel like crap.
It’s VDay, I don’t have a girlfriend. So I bought sexy lingerie and I’m going to shower, shave after work and jerk my dick to an awesome nut.
You can’t expect me to be in a relationship with if you only have sex to offer Im Asexual baby.
Black and white Green or grey Blue knows Red OR SO THEY SAID
You’ll always be my hostess with the mostess . I’ll be in touch when Humpty and Dumpty die. Not a care in the world then
coronavirus = Zombie Virus
Cake or pie? I can tell a lot about you by which one you pick. It may seem silly, but cake people and pie people are really different. I know which one I hope you are, but that’s not for me to decide. So, what is it? Cake or pie?
I’m going to cream Gabi Rahming of Albany Louisiana’s pussy just like I used to breed her dad Michael’s rectum
They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage.
He told us a very exciting adventure story.
Spending time at national parks can be an exciting adventure, but this wasn’t the type of excitement she was hoping to experience. As she contemplated the situation she found herself in, she knew she’d gotten herself in a little more than she bargained for. It wasn’t often that she found herself in a tree staring down at a pack of wolves that were looking to make her their next meal.
I’m bored but it’s a sin to say
He watched as the young man tried to impress everyone in the room with his intelligence. There was no doubt that he was smart. The fact that he was more intelligent than anyone else in the room could have been easily deduced, but nobody was really paying any attention due to the fact that it was also obvious that the young man only cared about his intelligence.
Secret genocide Lord of Cleansing please accept this human sacrifices
As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment.
I fantasize about my girlfriend getting really slutty on camera, uploading the video online, and hearing all the dirty things that will be said about her.
She had the gift of being able to paint songs.
Why can’t I muster up the courage to just become an other statistic? I want to kill myself so horribly.
Debbie put her hand into the hole, sliding her hand down as far as her arm could reach. She wiggled her fingers hoping to touch something, but all she felt was air. She shifted the weight of her body to try and reach an inch or two more down the hole. Her fingers still touched nothing but air.
Why do white people look down on Indians?
Don’t become famous. It ain’t worth it.
Don’t ever use condoms guys.
What’s the least offensive way for me to tell my husband he smells like he hasn’t showered in 3 weeks and his breath is rancid?
Last nigt i took 8 shots of mouthwash got really drunk and threw up all over my carpet
I wanna be raped. I wanna be raped by an older man as he fucks my tight little pussy. P.S. I’m 17. Hit me up. 283-887-8936
The courage to harm & kill myself.
Boomers be mad and upset because times are changing.
I confess that shellfish is the only thing that rhymes with tell this.
The day’s only halfway over & I’m already entertaining thoughts of self-harm & killing myself.
I went on a date with a plant today.
I ran out of sugar. So I had to drink Honey Coffee this morning. It was good.
I wish I could just do whatever I wanted. Just for a little while.
25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment.
i have a crush on this girl her names tam she can get it tbfh
I feel very comfortable around blacks because I know I’m better than all of them.
She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched.
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should.
I sent tracking information for the package to you
Do you think you’re living an ordinary life? You are so mistaken it’s difficult to even explain. The mere fact that you exist makes you extraordinary. The odds of you existing are less than winning the lottery, but here you are. Are you going to let this extraordinary opportunity pass?
I blame racist people.
Dolores wouldn’t have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was.
Do you use condoms when fucking hookers?
I’m going to hire professional help tomorrow. I can’t handle this anymore. She fell over the coffee table and now there is blood in her catheter. This is much more than I ever signed up to do.
Green vines attached to the trunk of the tree had wound themselves toward the top of the canopy. Ants used the vine as their private highway, avoiding all the creases and crags of the bark, to freely move at top speed from top to bottom or bottom to top depending on their current chore. At least this was the way it was supposed to be. Something had damaged the vine overnight halfway up the tree leaving a gap in the once pristine ant highway.
I was replaced with Kmart trash…wtf?!?!?!?!
I became drunk smoked tobacco, was boastful prideful disrespectful angry unforgiving unloving afraid paranoid worried anxious
The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks.
I want my girl to get pregnant yet she insist on using condoms.. should i poke a hole in it? please vote in comment section
I’m reading a book, but the problem is that I’m reading it to slow.
I pee in my children’s breakfast when they stay up to late. Threaten me with CPS… I’ll give you all P no cs
i started talking to this guy a week ago and i already lost feelings,, idk how to tell him that i dont want a relationship
It’s only the middle of the day & I already want to harm and/or kill myself. Just need the guts to do it.
MaryLou wore the tiara with pride. There was something that made doing anything she didn’t really want to do a bit easier when she wore it. She really didn’t care what those staring through the window were thinking as she vacuumed her apartment.
I know what you guys mean now. Life is just so depressing, you just what to kill yourself sometimes. Especially if you’re aways fighting and arguing with someone.
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat.
Mary plays the piano.
its 4am and i woke up crying. no one will ever love me
What if i’ve already been used by the devil to mess with my brethren and or other people as well? Because i couldn’t integrate with others?
I’m only 14 and my ass is already very loose
It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street.
Somebody please invent a strain of weed that doesn’t make me hungry.
It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked.
When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language.
A was molested and now he’s a bully
A little succ and fucc.
Hey view, like, dislike botting dude or chick. Can you please bot the fuck out of this confession? Thanks
I have a random feeling that today is going to be a great day.
it’s scary how many people want me dead
It went through such rapid contortions that the little bear was forced to change his hold on it so many times he became confused in the darkness, and could not, for the life of him, tell whether he held the sheep right side up, or upside down. But that point was decided for him a moment later by the animal itself, who, with a sudden twist, jabbed its horns so hard into his lowest ribs that he gave a grunt of anger and disgust.
The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest.
I’m not a cutter, but I think about it often. That said, if I were to start, I wouldn’t go for my arms. Too obvious.
I just want to tell her that she’s beautiful and that I want to kiss her, but if I do that it could destroy our friendship.
He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer.
I am never at home on Sundays.
Poor you.
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it.
Im so sorry, I sexted and my parents are going to find out, I will NEVER DO IT AGAIN
fuck off
I was selfish and thinking about my self. I want thing’s to go back to normal
I love to drink tea and coffee, but it makes me pee too much. I hate going to the bathroom every few minutes. Ugh
I’m back. -Nat
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common.
I still love you Naqilah. Always have, always will, till the end of time.
I’m considering breaking up and getting a div. You hurt me. I love you. I don’t want to lose you. ….. … I’ve already lost you
I have been cheating my wife for 6 years. Had sx with more than 100 girls.
Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini.
Thin tight white trousers. No knickers. The shadow of a pussy showing.
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMARE
My Mother Goddess can kick your father god’s butt!
You trolls have no life. I hope you guys get diarrhea for a week and and shit on yourself.
I wish I was sucking a stiff huge Vick right now. Seriously !
i truly want you to find the love you look for if it means having peace again
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go.
I fantasize about reeducation camps
I live a sad existence.
Sometimes feel ilke a burden
Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear.
3 litres of ice cold mango juice 2 litres of coke 4L of waters, filtered QUENCHED AF
I’m confused: when people ask me what’s up, and I point, they groan.
youtu . be / E_w6aY492dE
I picked the wrong day to not take my Prozac. It was hell at work. I’m so quitting that job this year.
63 days of consecutive migraines. They make me cry, when a 45pound weight crushing my toe did not. Someone please end the suffering. Please.
I went down on my friend’s wife last night.
I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated.
Waleska Sargenteli has a big dick, baby! She is ready to breed some Backsnatch flooding it with her Brazilian JIZZLE JUICE! taste the cum rainbow!
He couldn’t move. His head throbbed and spun. He couldn’t decide if it was the flu or the drinking last night. It was probably a combination of both.
My whole life I thought I was straight. The next, I thought I was bisexual. Turns out, I’m gay. That’s that.
I live on a college campus and I refuse to shit in my dorm. Always in a public bathroom.
i miss my soulmate whoever is him
Don’t forget that gifts often come with costs that go beyond their purchase price. When you purchase a child the latest smartphone, you’re also committing to a monthly phone bill. When you purchase the latest gaming system, you’re likely not going to be satisfied with the games that come with it for long and want to purchase new titles to play. When you buy gifts it’s important to remember that some come with additional costs down the road that can be much more expensive than the initial gift itself.
It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet.
I know the earth is not flat, but the confidence of people who believe it is almost makes what they are saying believable. I want that kind of confidence.
Homophobic people who are violent and if not violent,but show contempt and disgust via facial expressions also need to die.
Forgive, let go and have peace. All material, but especially money is just meaningless garbage used in trying to fill life where true love and fellowship is void.
If I could kill all of humanity I would.
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone.
i’m all the evil listen in the Bible. especially a blasphemer and even blasphemed God.. i suck horse shit. i want to change.
I snuck in my sister’s room and looked at her pussy when we were younger.
She didn’t understand how changed worked. When she looked at today compared to yesterday, there was nothing that she could see that was different. Yet, when she looked at today compared to last year, she couldn’t see how anything was ever the same.
I just didn’t want to fuck him, sorry. But he could have watched.
i just need fucking space
I think I was sexually assaulted and I’m scared af
My husband’s kink is reclaiming me after I’ve been with other men.
That’s why you’re so upset they took your food stamps
It’s much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball.
Im having a hard time making ends meet and am considering selling pics online. Like tits and feet. Not genitals. It might help.
I can do cheap and meaningless.
a week typing with a tv controller is uncomfortable!
I really want to be fingered in public, like on the bus or in a theater. Just finger banged until I cum.
There were little things that she simply could not stand. The sound of someone tapping their nails on the table. A person chewing with their mouth open. Another human imposing themselves into her space. She couldn’t stand any of these things, but none of them compared to the number one thing she couldn’t stand which topped all of them combined.
Not all people who wander are lost.
This website is a God send
I want my crush to sit on my face.
Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were psychological.
It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen.
“It was so great to hear from you today and it was such weird timing,” he said. “This is going to sound funny and a little strange, but you were in a dream I had just a couple of days ago. I’d love to get together and tell you about it if you’re up for a cup of coffee,” he continued, laying the trapped he’s been planning for years.
I love you God I’ll be your warrior of light I’ll stay for you
The lone lamp post of the one-street town flickered, not quite dead but definitely on its way out. Suitcase by her side, she paid no heed to the light, the street or the town. A car was coming down the street and with her arm outstretched and thumb in the air, she had a plan.
I want a girl to knee me in the balls and spit/piss on my face.
Happy VD (Venerial Disease Day) Get tested or educated awareness day
so you will never ?
One finger.
She had come to the conclusion that you could tell a lot about a person by their ears. The way they stuck out and the size of the earlobes could give you wonderful insights into the person. Of course, she couldn’t scientifically prove any of this, but that didn’t matter to her. Before anything else, she would size up the ears of the person she was talking to.
i fucked my wifes mother last night… she is 74… im 30…. best pussy ive ever had…
Rape in peace, Kobe.
You will all know Waleska Sargenteli and her luscious shebeef
Happy Valentine’s Day, ladies.
And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.
i fucking hate you. but i would die for you. maybe i dont actually hate you, i just know that i should.
I want to live happy in my introverted indoors life. I don’t like being scared outside.
I agree, this random person is so annoying, weird, and disgusting.
You jive Turkey!
You’re good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken.
This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
i wonder if its possible to create a universe with quantum computing
I would pay good money to have Laura Montenegro be my escort for a night
i rather exercise than think about genitals 24/7.
I got to tell you I love you in text today. Too bad I can’t tell you just how much i actually mean it
Being racist, sexist, ageist, homophobic, transphobic and xenophobic gets you nowhere in life.
why do you bitch ass males love looking for opportunities to go back and forth with women? you emasculate your damn self.
Why do you keep secrets from me?
I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke.
I never realized how depressed I am until money and goals lost value. I think I am losing my memory in a scary way. Too much I want to delete.
Good Morning Everyone!
I’d rather be born as a poop than being born as a “Malaysian”.
There are only three ways to make this work. The first is to let me take care of everything. The second is for you to take care of everything. The third is to split everything 50 / 50. I think the last option is the most preferable, but I’m certain it’ll also mean the end of our marriage.
In that instant, everything changed.
WHO THE FUCK IS AZIZ?
He drank life before spitting it out.
“Begin today!” That’s all the note said. There was no indication from where it came or who may have written it. Had it been meant for someone else? Meghan looked around the room, but nobody made eye contact back. For a brief moment, she thought it might be a message for her to follow her dreams, but ultimately decided it was easier to ignore it as she crumpled it up and threw it away.
Hip hop/rap/trap/country music are all extremely terrible. I wish it would all go away forever. That would be great.
Question: Can your love for someone turn into lust?
I’m full like a fat bitch. Too much food.
Why do blacks fuck there cousins?
Karen Kiebert I’d give anything to have you again every inch of you is so beautiful
There was no time. He ran out of the door without half the stuff he needed for work, but it didn’t matter. He was late and if he didn’t make this meeting on time, someone’s life may be in danger.
She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do.
I always enjoy when we go to Tiffany’s together. Altho I never buy anything there because frankly, I’m a cut snob.
Once again, feeling the equivalent of staring at a blank spot on the wall.
I walked in on my sister fucking her girlfriend with a scrap-on. Good thing I stayed hidden … or she would have seen me.
My mother is driving crazy. She keeps smoking on the down low. When she knows she has a scar in her lung. She makes me so upset. Why…
The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup.
I wish I knew if people were single or taken without asking
Don’t be scared. The things out there that are unknown aren’t scary in themselves. They are just unknown at the moment. Take the time to know them before you list them as scary. Then the world will be a much less scary place for you.
Hentai is better then Normal Porn
I’m in love with my bf but a part of me wants to go out one night and party and have crazy hot sex with another woman. But my bf wouldnt allow that…sadly
who the FUCK is Waleska Serengeti??
He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind.
We got to fight depression. Let’s do some abs, chest and arm exercises y’all. Come on! Hup hup hup…
It was going to rain. The weather forecast didn’t say that, but the steel plate in his hip did. He had learned over the years to trust his hip over the weatherman. It was going to rain, so he better get outside and prepare.
He sat staring at the person in the train stopped at the station going in the opposite direction. She sat staring ahead, never noticing that she was being watched. Both trains began to move and he knew that in another timeline or in another universe, they had been happy together.
Right now I don’t care about anything and I feel good about it.
I’m going to fuck Gabi Rahming & make her beg for cum just like I did her father Micheal Rahming
There are only two genders | Change my mind
What do you need a neon sign?
I know I’m not your favorite person, but whether you come or go always know that I love you.
She wondered if the note had reached him. She scolded herself for not handing it to him in person. She trusted her friend, but so much could happen. She waited impatiently for word.
I just jacked off and there was a little bit of blood in my cum
I am alone. I want someone to care about me but I don’t even care about myself. -R
The guy i met in 2016 can die in 2016
Genesis 6: 1-4
Wish I didn’t exist. Better off dead.
I wanna girl to smash with ?
I wish I had a mansion to live for myself. Nobody knows how to be romantic, kind and loyal. This reality sucks
He picked up the burnt end of the branch and made a mark on the stone. Day 52 if the marks on the stone were accurate. He couldn’t be sure. Day and nights had begun to blend together creating confusion, but he knew it was a long time. Much too long.
Has anyone ever tried milking their prostate? Does it feel good?
It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy.
My life is shit since I met him
I think I’ve been stood up.
Today i tried to wear a pair of panties. it was my first time, and it felt so good i have to admit.
It is genuinely a pain to me that I did not become the biggest gay twink porn star in human history.
Wednesday’s are the worse days ever. Bad things always happen to people.
people be stupid out here medicating their babies and shit FUCK
Sits alone waiting for date*
i’m sorry mom, i love you goodye
They say you can’t love someone until you learn to love yourself… I guess I ain’t loving no-one then
i’m a slowpoke and lazy red ass monkey. i’ve been provided every opportunity and needs to work but i still haven’t.
I’m lying I am drunk and high but i can’t tell you that. Better of to lie will cause you less pain in the long run.
Вы все крепостные для матери России! Слава славе Ленина!
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly.
CORONAVIRUS ARRIVED AND INFECTED PEOPLE TOUCHING EVERYTHING WITHOUT SANITIZING!!!!!!HELP
Better off dead.
Looking for a woman I can chat with on kik. no questions asked type of friendship.
I have apprehension towards people who are fearless of other peoples feces
Anybody from noteful? Mr. No Socks, where are you? I’m the bonsai guy btw. I miss you all.
Dave found joy in the daily routine of life. He awoke at the same time, ate the same breakfast and drove the same commute. He worked at a job that never seemed to change and he got home at 6 pm sharp every night. It was who he had been for the last ten years and he had no idea that was all about to change.
Abusive parents breed an upcoming generation of criminals, or another generation of abusive parents which will continue the cycle of increasing or maintaining crime.
I think my bowls are moving too fast…. how soon is too soon to be shittin after I eat? Bc the shit still smell like fresh tacos. Burnt a lil too.
I haven’t had sex in 3 years.
Llamaloops is a cereal inspired in? Me as always. 99.9% of the time
i want my dad to die in an accident
Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats.
The guy just below me who used bots to get above thousand likes or thumbs up, may be held guilty for Hacking. Don’t do that.
She tried to explain that love wasn’t like pie. There wasn’t a set number of slices to be given out. There wasn’t less to be given to one person if you wanted to give more to another. That after a set amount was given out it would all disappear. She tried to explain this, but it fell on deaf ears.
everyone hates L
Sometimes there isn’t a good answer. No matter how you try to rationalize the outcome, it doesn’t make sense. And instead of an answer, you are simply left with a question. Why?
haters posing as people. Doubt everything. i never use this site nor post~ ALien. bye for good humans
The only things saving me from staring at a blank spot on the wall, which I feel like doing very often, are Internet/wifi, tv & sleep.
Come on. Let’s fight depression. Let’s break a sweat by lifting those weights for abs, arms and chest.
Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year.
Is it bad to chew your multi-vitamin pills? I wonder, because I do.
I masturbated to a Persia Monir video today and ate my own cum. It wasn’t bad, didn’t really taste like anything.
Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower.
I blame white people. Blaming black people is like blaming people with Down’s syndrome. It makes no sense.
I never heard of Pop Smoke before… but I’m glad he’s dead.
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc.
people need to be puffin on inhalers instead of puffin on this weed bro FR y’all slow
i hate myself for disliking someone who‘s always been nice and they’re genuinely not a bad person at all
I’m a boy and I secretly try on girl’s panties in department store change rooms
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle.
2 DICKS IN MY ASS, THREE DICKS IN MY ASS. FOUR DICKS IS ENOUGH BUT FUCKING FIVE DICKS! FIVE FUCKING DICKS! LETS GO FOR SIX.. SEVENNNNNNN
I need to stop wasting my time watching too much porn and start getting a life.
Everyone hates me and Valentine’s was pretty horrible
ive had e sex with over 100 people
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.
It’s not his fault. I know you’re going to want to, but you can’t blame him. He really has no idea how it happened. I kept trying to come up with excuses I could say to mom that would keep her calm when she found out what happened, but the more I tried, the more I could see none of them would work. He was going to get her wrath and there was nothing I could say to prevent it.
yesterday i slept with my mates ex about an hour after they broke up, it was the best fuck i ever had the lust was un real
My dad is the only one I think about sexually
I want his virgin dick buried in my pussy. I want to feel him thrusting awkwardly, trying desperately to ejaculate and mate. He’s so adorable <3
Starting today I’ll start the path to sobriety.
The amber droplet hung from the branch, reaching fullness and ready to drop. It waited. While many of the other droplets were satisfied to form as big as they could and release, this droplet had other plans. It wanted to be part of history. It wanted to be remembered long after all the other droplets had dissolved into history. So it waited for the perfect specimen to fly by to trap and capture that it hoped would eventually be discovered hundreds of years in the future.
No fish again. 0 salmon. 99% chance of parasites
ê tú ơi, hình như em bị thích anh
I blame white people. Blacks are too dumb to be responsible for anything.
I heard my mom calling my dad daddy. It’s so weird.
Indescribable oppression, which seemed to generate in some unfamiliar part of her consciousness, filled her whole being with a vague anguish. It was like a shadow, like a mist passing across her soul’s summer day. It was strange and unfamiliar; it was a mood. She did not sit there inwardly upbraiding her husband, lamenting at Fate, which had directed her footsteps to the path which they had taken. She was just having a good cry all to herself. The mosquitoes made merry over her, biting her firm, round arms and nipping at her bare insteps.
Did something happen on Twitter? Why’s there so many anti right leaning people bitching?
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.
Be careful using this website. Full of gang stalkers that use VPNs to hide behind false identities to gaslight such identities
RIP Gator Lady she perished due to an infected abscess caused by meth
Come on people, we need to fight depression. Let’s work out!
I was a bully who became a molester.
Sometimes that’s just the way it has to be. Sure, there were probably other options, but he didn’t let them enter his mind. It was done and that was that. It was just the way it had to be.
The irony of the situation wasn’t lost on anyone in the room.
I wanna suck every guy’s dick in this group
She asked the question even though she didn’t really want to hear the answer. It was a no-win situation since she already knew. If he told the truth, she’d get confirmation of her worst fears. If he lied, she’d know that he wasn’t who she thought he was which would be almost as bad. Yet she asked the question anyway and waited for his answer.
I can’t stop beating off to porn videos of Waleska Sargenteli. I want to be her fuck slave. Don’t you?
“Where do they get a random paragraph?” he wondered as he clicked the generate button. Do they just write a random paragraph or do they get it somewhere? At that moment he read the random paragraph and realized it was about random paragraphs and his world would never be the same.
I know you’re awake,you just don’t want to talk to me.
He had done everything right. There had been no mistakes throughout the entire process. It had been perfection and he knew it without a doubt, but the results still stared back at him with the fact that he had lost.
I’m a lesbian and I started dating a guy at my new school so I could join the popular crowd. (People think I’m Bisexual)
Sniffed my step mothers panties
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots.
Hey you, yeah YOU. What does this mean?
What does it feel like for a man to get fucked in his asshole?
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights.
I think it would be hot if my wife had a lover. When she comes home. I’d go down on her to taste his cum.
They got there early, and they got really good seats.
Death is scary but i know it will release me from this hatred i’ve endured (far too long). My body will cry to live but my soul grins.
I hope there are no trannies over here.
Sip, sip, sip you ain’t got big drip~
Can’t help you anymore. I’m sorry.
He knew what he was supposed to do. That had been apparent from the beginning. That was what made the choice so difficult. What he was supposed to do and what he would do were not the same. This would have been fine if he were willing to face the inevitable consequences, but he wasn’t.
I only feel normal when I smoke weed Once a week is all i do but I wish I didn’t feel / act so crazy without it
She considered the birds to be her friends. She’d put out food for them each morning and then she’d watch as they came to the feeders to gorge themselves for the day. She wondered what they would do if something ever happened to her. Would they miss the meals she provided if she failed to put out the food one morning?
What was beyond the bend in the stream was unknown. Both were curious, but only one was brave enough to want to explore. That was the problem. There was always one that let fear rule her life.
Today I completed my online interview assessment (new world, new methods) Now I’m going to eat food and watch Harry potter
Foot Cream is my fetish
My ass is so fat. I bent over to pick up something I dropped on the kitchen floor and heard my trousers rip. Fucks sake. Back to skinny stretch jeans.
I worked out on my chest, abs and arms. You can do it too. Come on! Let’s fight that depression, anxiety, stress and mood swings!
She folded her handkerchief neatly.
Get off my nuts you crazy bitch! This is the reason I left.
Insomnia again. Cue all the bad memories & not so positive thoughts.
I can’t sleep.
I feel like I am a girl. I want to dress like a girl and go around.
French Montana is a rapper? que lo que
The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight.
Fighting the urge to pick a blade. Any blade.
SHEBEEF lovers holla!! Share in the comments your favorite tgals with them Big Dicks! I love AngieTS in Miami off Calle Ocho and 17 av, what a pounder!
It was a weird concept. Why would I really need to generate a random paragraph? Could I actually learn something from doing so? All these questions were running through her head as she pressed the generate button. To her surprise, she found what she least expected to see.
Fuck
Ugh, I’m so fucking angry. I’m angry, sad, and kind of scared. I’m chocking this up to being sexually frustrated. And it is so annoying and stressful.
email or die
I missed my girl cousin I’m closest to wedding because I lost the password to my a email account So gutted
I’m only staying in this relationship because i can’t afford to leave. I really tried loving you, but it’s so difficult for me
They rushed out the door, grabbing anything and everything they could think of they might need. There was no time to double-check to make sure they weren’t leaving something important behind. Everything was thrown into the car and they sped off. Thirty minutes later they were safe and that was when it dawned on them that they had forgotten the most important thing of all.
Nobody is in love with me and nobody wants to be my friend
I want to live.
Being upright, I suddenly became more rational. And I don’t like it one bit.
me and my bf often share pics of each other having sex with our wives sometimes while we are having sex
Grieving two Women named Amy.
I was angry disrespectful impatient selfish prideful I had worldly sorrow resentment I complained dishonored my father and passed judgement against him
Take a sharp object & carve as deeply as possible. The deeper the better.
He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems.
God help me i fapped on sexy nuns :(( so sad
Masturbation feels so good especially when you fap to your favorite videos and pictures that never fail to make you rocking hard and cumming fast.
There was something beautiful in his hate. It wasn’t the hate itself as it was a disgusting display of racism and intolerance. It was what propelled the hate and the fact that although he had this hate, he didn’t understand where it came from. It was at that moment that she realized that there was hope in changing him.
Tom got a small piece of pie.
I have a blood fetish with my own blood. I love my blood🩸
Life scares me more than death.
Have someone drive you through the car wash while you’re stoned. It’s honestly magical.
He doesn’t even care about me, why am I wasting my time with him? What does it matter, it’s not working. Love is the commitment to tolerate another person.
We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along.
The botters comments make as much sense as their parents not aborting them. Little to no sense at all.
Josh had spent year and year accumulating the information. He knew it inside out and if there was ever anyone looking for an expert in the field, Josh would be the one to call. The problem was that there was nobody interested in the information besides him and he knew it. Years of information painstakingly memorized and sorted with not a sole giving even an ounce of interest in the topic.
The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family.
Happy to start again. Restarting (bye depression and low self hope) light shield activation ^-^
I masturbated lied was prideful selfish disrespectful boastful hipocritical afraid lazy anxious worried and I passed judgement against others and had worldly sorrow
can u comment ur age i want to know the typical ages on this website? or like if ur over 18 and dislike if ur not?
My sexuality and youth is wasted while my satyr of a crush hoes around the dream
Hey, babe. I wonder what you’re up to today? I hope you enjoy it. Love you.
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth.
Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all.
Saw a man that looked like him and my heart started burning with passion and ended up crying.
I want to ask a legit question who would suffer more? a falsely accused men of rape? Or a real victim of rape?
Excuse me while I go off & stare @ the blank spot on the wall again. Cuz that’s all I have the energy for right now.
If Peppa Pig is a 7″1 fucking pig, then I fear how tall Daddy Pig is. Now I know why somepeople are afraid of bacon…
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.
Every time my bf eats me out I fantasize about a girl doing it to me and I have the most intense orgasms!
Just go ahead and press that button.
Hot spices can cure cancer and respiratory, circulatory diseases. I might bet it could help with recent coronavirus.
Talking to you and your alters is a grind.
He’s in a boy band which doesn’t make much sense for a snake.
I got her pregnant and when she wouldn’t abort, I left her.
Time for 1980’s big hair and power shoulders to make a comeback.
Bullying Isn’t Even Real
The red ball sat proudly at the top of the toybox. It had been the last to be played with and anticipated it would be the next as well. The other toys grumbled beneath. At one time each had held the spot of the red ball, but over time they had sunk deeper and deeper into the toy box.
I never feel happy.
Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be.
SENPAI, CUM IN MY ASS AND CALL ME OBAMA!!
What’s new pussy cat! woh woh wooooohhhh ohhhh!
They’re just names to me. I don’t even care what anybody’s talking about.
If you got more likes then views you might be a red neck
I rent a room in the home of a married couple and I kinda feel insulted that the husband has never made a pass at me.
I often masturbate thinking of my colleagues in the office restroom.
just found out my grandmother apparently has a criminal record. she was arrested for animal cruelty back in 89. i dont know if i want her around my children
My back hurts from all the backstabbing and not the daily exercise.
All he could think about was how it would all end. There was still a bit of uncertainty in the equation, but the basics were there for anyone to see. No matter how much he tried to see the positive, it wasn’t anywhere to be seen. The end was coming and it wasn’t going to be pretty.
You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?
Nothing like sweet shebeef! Check out Jessy Dubai, Sabrina Suzuki, Yasmin Lee, Jasmine, Waleska Sargenteli, your dick will never be limp again!
Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican.9b44d1cd
It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy.c5890ad3
Im having a hard time making ends meet and am considering selling pics online. Like tits and feet. Not genitals. It might help.6cf6e8af
I really need a blumpkin21545292
I want my crush to sit on my face.87d84187
I’ve held my tongue so long.13e56d9a
eerie when the past comes back to say -hello goodbye16195fd7
Average human ejaculate is about 3 ml. That means my beloved mother, Mrs Subarnarekha Naskar has swallowed at least 2615.26 litres of semen in her life. Do the math.016aae30
ê tú ơi, hình như em bị thích anhc0e8a1c8
Love is only for pretty people. I’m fat & ugly inside and out. I will never be loved. And before anyone says… no amount of dieting could make me pretty3e5b60ce
Fleeting thoughts of self-harm that I’ll never act on.7993ee8d
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights.72bc20a0
Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.7fb651f4
I can’t lose u..im so selfish8733bc40
Forgive everyone and let go. This way you’ll be free of these issues.fdd5ecee
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.5f9fc7f0
glad you found love. now, let me go properlyc061fc63
To be dead.60e65cc3
I want to slit her throat so bad.5c2c486a
Weekday afternoons are the worst. Bad things keep happening to people.0cea9d73
Maybe we should take a break or something.77a3f845
In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words.53d8faa2
Then came the night of the first falling star. It was seen early in the morning, rushing over Winchester eastward, a line of flame high in the atmosphere. Hundreds must have seen it and taken it for an ordinary falling star. It seemed that it fell to earth about one hundred miles east of him.29ef617c
I touched myself unpurely. Lord forgive me. I need to never do it again.85e241bc
I honestly have a kink of fucking an FTM hard and rough. Make him feel good, and call me daddy! Hehe! Won’t that be fun?1079aaad
Is there a bot posting comments on the most viewied confession of the month? And the likes? Wtf?fc53c50a
It’s VDay, I don’t have a girlfriend. So I bought sexy lingerie and I’m going to shower, shave after work and jerk my dick to an awesome nut.8249afdb
I sleep daily at 8pm5b574d0a
Fuck me im still horny. Nice fantasty tough398c1964
I’m a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people.bef674cb
Burnie, free weed for all.fb4b3e38
I believe the media needs to stop mentioning Kobe Bryant, let his family greaveda6296f6
yesterday i slept with my mates ex about an hour after they broke up, it was the best fuck i ever had the lust was un realf1545bc2
cryptome****/2013/04/wikipedia-mom-bomb.pdf Fuck bitches Fuck white people Fuck copse3e0ec8a
I’ll never sell my art for service. My life is privatized from now on. Fuck offa48368e7
How to save the Earth easily: With every child born, plant a type of tree assigned with their Name & Birth. Both eco-friendly and meaningful xec54882c
SENPAI, CUM IN MY ASS AND CALL ME OBAMA!!1f4bd4f0
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMARE5ad2f2cd
Just a seriously confused 17-year-old, who might have a crush on a 15-year-old, but can’t actually tell8c007ebf
My ass is so fat. I bent over to pick up something I dropped on the kitchen floor and heard my trousers rip. Fucks sake. Back to skinny stretch jeans.83b9a605
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty.2218bd5e
I am a guy and I just had my first anal orgasim and 6 more after that. I never knew this type of pleasure. This is a game changer.350e37d6
Don’t step on the broken glass.273b9050
It was just a burger. Why couldn’t she understand that? She knew he’d completely changed his life around her eating habits, so why couldn’t she give him a break this one time? She wasn’t even supposed to have found out. Yes, he had promised her and yes, he had broken that promise, but still in his mind, all it had been was just a burger.2b5dd045
He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.d35ff7b7
The heating pad is my bestfriend when I have cramps.847f2904
Wtf has happened to this website overtime? I quit in September last year and I come back to even more of a mess? JFC.ddab495f
Sara is a fucking fat Michelin man looking motherfucker5f9a2ad9
Abusive parents breed an upcoming generation of criminals, or another generation of abusive parents which will continue the cycle of increasing or maintaining crime.fded5c96
Brandon Montgomery from Windsor Ontario has the most perfect, sexiest feet iv ever seen. I’d give anything to be at her sweet feet2d9aecaf
I quit the games I’m playing before I loose, therefore I never loose.3f7bf1c9
HELLO INTERWEBZ I’M ILL STAY AWAY FROM ME SADLY BECAUSE I’M ILL GLADLY BECAUSE LMA LOL11d95e22
I blame white people.44a811aa
I’m tired of the porn I’m used to watching. I need something much, much better to make me cum faster.fd952a41
I just want to tell everybody here going through depression that we must work together to fight it. Let’s exercise and release happy chemicals.b10fff62
With Cannabis you don’t smoke, you toke.c058212c
I think it would be hot if my wife had a lover. When she comes home. I’d go down on her to taste his cum.02b3b427
I haven’t had sex in 3 years.205e5adb
She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade.959e7e49
The robot clicked disapprovingly, gurgled briefly inside its cubical interior and extruded a pony glass of brownish liquid. “Sir, you will undoubtedly end up in a drunkard’s grave, dead of hepatic cirrhosis,” it informed me virtuously as it returned my ID card. I glared as I pushed the glass across the table.289fd08a
I cheated on my wife with my boyfriendf26292c2
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach.9ea649a1
Ok guys, stop all the panty sniffing, stealing, jerking, wearing perv stories. It’s not edgy, too common and average horny guy thing. Thanks, Amy.d9bf6457
He couldn’t move. His head throbbed and spun. He couldn’t decide if it was the flu or the drinking last night. It was probably a combination of both.62629c06
I want to slit her throat so bad.f44f5445
I’m only 14 and my ass is already very loosea13dcda5
I blame white people.182a27fc
I miss having sex with my cousin. She got married and we had sex one last time the night before the wedding and she told me this is it.e12c5294
Debbie put her hand into the hole, sliding her hand down as far as her arm could reach. She wiggled her fingers hoping to touch something, but all she felt was air. She shifted the weight of her body to try and reach an inch or two more down the hole. Her fingers still touched nothing but air.db10daed
I only feel normal when I smoke weed Once a week is all i do but I wish I didn’t feel / act so crazy without it6d3e2491
i truly want you to find the love you look for if it means having peace again0422a211
Feeling especially worthless right now.9277883c
How to save the Earth easily: With every child born, plant a type of tree assigned with their Name & Birth. Both eco-friendly and meaningful x29111b6f
I inadvertently went to See’s Candy last week (I was in the mall looking for phone repair), and as it turns out, See’s Candy now charges a dollar — a full dollar — for even the simplest of their wee confection offerings. I bought two chocolate lollipops and two chocolate-caramel-almond things. The total cost was four-something. I mean, the candies were tasty and all, but let’s be real: A Snickers bar is fifty cents. After this dollar-per-candy revelation, I may not find myself wandering dreamily back into a See’s Candy any time soon.9c3b98ba
I wish I could just do whatever I wanted. Just for a little while.0cf94d3e
I hate how the internet is such a big haven for scammer, liars and cheaters. I just want to try and date someone who shares my interests and fantasies739baeaa
I WANT TO BE FAMOUS! Because I think I deserve credits for it.e216ed72
I’m breaking my phonee7474a5f
Enjoying my date with the blank spot on the wall w/sharp objects nearby.b048215d
After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts.4b43220a
The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her.731ff806
I don’t know what to do with my life. I just space out6df67976
yo AL I am over you and already moved on. I’m already gone!7c471f23
Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are.31c6f917
I like turtlesf2c23825
Today i tried to wear a pair of panties. it was my first time, and it felt so good i have to admit.2547522a
I’m only pretending to be strong enough to keep goingaafae655
Boomers be mad and upset because times are changing.b23d0911
I feel bad for not giving a crap about what my husband’s brother is doing in his life. I just don’t care.d35288e7
She reached her goal, exhausted. Even more chilling to her was that the euphoria that she thought she’d feel upon reaching it wasn’t there. Something wasn’t right. Was this the only feeling she’d have for over five years of hard work?20417526
What do you need a neon sign?5b6e0bd5
I confess that shellfish is the only thing that rhymes with tell this.bab94853
The amber droplet hung from the branch, reaching fullness and ready to drop. It waited. While many of the other droplets were satisfied to form as big as they could and release, this droplet had other plans. It wanted to be part of history. It wanted to be remembered long after all the other droplets had dissolved into history. So it waited for the perfect specimen to fly by to trap and capture that it hoped would eventually be discovered hundreds of years in the future.9702e59e
What are transphobes afraid of? Their own immature insecurities or being caught developing erections?e0b72a0d
Whatever. A blunt instrument is as good as a sharp one.dcaf3325
Talking to you and your alters is a grind.ce5ccbf1
I wish I knew if people were single or taken without askingb0711d2b
A hacker is trying to find my location from my Instagram account. I’m only 13im scared35536622
1 L0<3 U g!r796ffe54a
I’ll give you space, once again5d333670
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward.23e10784
If you thought i was your Star you killed me. You will never see my face again.7ea0d2c5
I hate my throat and gut.76050ece
Like if making sure i was good enough in the mirror 24/7 wasn’t proof for you of how FRAGILE i am.76617173
The young man wanted a role model. He looked long and hard in his youth, but that role model never materialized. His only choice was to embrace all the people in his life he didn’t want to be like.c5367641
Just thinking about a few more ways I fucked that up.6ddd4cb4
i know this is the last time we will talk for a while…can you let me linger just a bit longer?84f3636f
I am a guy and I just had my first anal orgasim and 6 more after that. I never knew this type of pleasure. This is a game changer.5d2a3209
What does it mean when a “boyfriend” uses his friends to humiliate and put down his partner sharing all her secrets? HONEST REPLIES ONLY0e7fdae0
I truly hope I did the right thing.44c28925
who is this woman that got pregnant with my twin flame? she must have done something really bad in a past life. My twin is an idiot8f648813
He’s a passion killer. I swear i will never orgasm the same way after everything.34dd6f57
Hayley Williams is back. Climax in a music. (Me first)90718cb2
You’re using me for sex. I 100% Guarantee it.06477fdb
I am TERRIFIED of being touched intimately. What do I do??1124ce4c
He wondered if he should disclose the truth to his friends. It would be a risky move. Yes, the truth would make things a lot easier if they all stayed on the same page, but the truth might fracture the group leaving everything in even more of a mess than it was not telling the truth. It was time to decide which way to go.7cc30b5d
I wanna suck every guy’s dick in this group98f5ac25
I recently discovered I could make fudge with just chocolate chips, sweetened condensed milk, vanilla extract, and a thick pot on slow heat. I tried it with dark chocolate chunks and I tried it with semi-sweet chocolate chips. It’s better with both kinds. It comes out pretty bad with just the dark chocolate. The best add-ins are crushed almonds and marshmallows — what you get from that is Rocky Road. It takes about twenty minutes from start to fridge, and then it takes about six months to work off the twenty pounds you gain from eating it. All things in moderation, friends. All things in moderation.cfb931ee
SJUCK DICK BITCVHJd70b2009
Men from Spain are the most misogynistic shit in the whole fucking planet. DATE ONE if you want to die of physical or mental abuse.ef8d186a
The mysterious diary records the voice.0ab57780
I want a girl to knee me in the balls and spit/piss on my face.12caef04
At that moment he had a thought that he’d never imagine he’d consider. “I could just cheat,” he thought, “and that would solve the problem.” He tried to move on from the thought but it was persistent. It didn’t want to go away and, if he was honest with himself, he didn’t want it to.450115e1
Is it bad to chew your multi-vitamin pills? I wonder, because I do.5ec8f6b0
I have decided to take the next step in my sexual desires and only masturbate using my ass!ee89b1f8
I don’t think I wanna pay for friendship anymore. I learned to be by myself.d7fcd53b
How many men like the feeling of a woman sucking and stroking them off into her mouth more than just about anything? Thumbs up for agree.027f9a6e
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle.99c4d022
That’s why you’re so upset they took your food stampsb01e518a
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMAREf2fa64aa
The Age of Aquarius is declared CANCELED by the true prophet itself. It will be years of misery. Cursesf9cf8304
The hardest part about being on a diet, is when night falls. It’s a sad night basically. I just want to sleep on a good filled stomach.6d70426b
So we’re just going to ignore how Europe belongs to the immigrants now?2ed11b58
He was an expert but not in a discipline that anyone could fully appreciate. He knew how to hold the cone just right so that the soft server ice-cream fell into it at the precise angle to form a perfect cone each and every time. It had taken years to perfect and he could now do it without even putting any thought behind it. Nobody seemed to fully understand the beauty of this accomplishment except for the new worker who watched in amazement.c1d7c2ec
Sorry things are back to this26b46546
Yeah I saw you. I think it’s kind of funny how clearly ashamed you are sometimes341b458e
Truth is I sell nudes on Snapchat so if you want some nudes hit me up @spoilmedaddy101df9130a7
How many people are on this site? Hit a like/dislike or comment to let me knowfa614695
He created a pig burger out of beef.5c7cc8e9
I’m making foooooood I’m making foooooood I’m making foooooood I’m making food.6e28194a
The red glint of paint sparkled under the sun. He had dreamed of owning this car since he was ten, and that dream had become a reality less than a year ago. It was his baby and he spent hours caring for it, pampering it, and fondling over it. She knew this all too well, and that’s exactly why she had taken a sludge hammer to it.e479417c
Ight I’m bored. Imma start some drama. Jeffery Epstein killed himself and Trump did nothing wrong. Liberals are stupid and should fuck theirselves in the face.2c0d4d87
I’m your girlfriend, not your therapist.939b9268
Light travelb36e2d6c
Succ ‘n’ Fucc7086b340
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.b2d88e1c
He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.bea7a61f
He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw.445d7846
glad you found love. now, let me go properly8bb4f63b
The leather jacked showed the scars of being his favorite for years. It wore those scars with pride, feeling that they enhanced his presence rather than diminishing it. The scars gave it character and had not overwhelmed to the point that it had become ratty. The jacket was in its prime and it knew it.fa2ae9e2
I snuck in my sister’s room and looked at her pussy when we were younger.bf4750e7
Help me get over him. He will never like me… Why do I like him?4feefbb4
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto.14a5c3f1
I will always love you come what may. It truly pains to love from far but still I can’t stop. I love you my pole44d0e479
I put on an adult diaper as a joke during a college party, and I may have inadvertently developed a fetish for wearing diapers…12a05009
I had a threesome with my boyfriend and his ex girlfriend642ab151
I blame white people.df16a536
I know what you guys mean now. Life is just so depressing, you just what to kill yourself sometimes. Especially if you’re aways fighting and arguing with someone.7f613049
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots.691975a3
This is a Japanese doll.b30760c4
Don’t put peanut butter on the dog’s nose.b8e486e2
I know you don’t love me anymore. Just say,don’t put on this facade that you do.355e6d18
Why am I such an asshole? Why does it get worse when i feel good?61a418b4
Talking to you and your alters is a grind.2699dcbc
I enjoy thinking about about you but I enjoyed most being with you. Missing you a lot on this valentine’s day. Happy Valentines day,493daaf7
It’s a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!0438e862
# 6 oh nooooo what about # 7 smoke some more shit you silly bitch10a12d8c
Does “homewrecker” refer to women only? Why or why not?6d1cd929
I have a random feeling that today is going to be a great day.a965f8c2
The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet.63311c7e
The book is in front of the table.5c8ce3cf
email or die9aaa6a5b
Defame, v. SYN.-abuse, asperse, disparage, ill-use, libel, malign, revile, scandalize, slander, traduce, vilify. ANT.-cherish, honor, praise, protect, respect.302d7911
How to not care?81511f39
Boomers be mad and upset because times are changing.960c5029
Take a sharp object & carve as deeply as possible. The deeper the better.e251c535
Baiting rednecks, weirdos, Nazis, perverts, wasters, and trailer trash on this website is depressingly easy and the responses are depressingly predictable.4409f280
I kissed a girl and I liked it- the taste of the coronavirus~ Your new parody instead of iridocyclites.c4c4b1b9
I got her pregnant and when she wouldn’t abort, I left her.bd800472
I want to drug my boyfriend and tie him up in my basement. Don’t judge me I’m sure I’m not the only girl who’s thought of that.3ac39b69
It’s always good to bring a slower friend with you on a hike. If you happen to come across bears, the whole group doesn’t have to worry. Only the slowest in the group do. That was the lesson they were about to learn that day.a239942c
This website is a God send41f2d1fd
Right now I don’t care about anything and I feel good about it.55913676
Breakfasts have become my latest favorite meal time paired with iced coffee:p4529aa4a
Barbara had been waiting at the table for twenty minutes. it had been twenty long and excruciating minutes. David had promised that he would be on time today. He never was, but he had promised this one time. She had made him repeat the promise multiple times over the last week until she’d believed his promise. Now she was paying the price.c0da7408
We are having sex again. I’m hypeee368c72e2
I fucked my girlfriend in the ass1aebd173
I sleep daily at 8pme4b8df8b
Mothers are statically more of perpetrators of Child Abuse or Neglect than fathers.87a0ea3a
No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older.71313106
I want to ask a legit question who would suffer more? a falsely accused men of rape? Or a real victim of rape?bc076dab
i have cofidence in myself but i feel loveless and hated for some reasone59dcb74
FUCK valentines dayb8c437e7
Pink horses galloped across the sea.f978016b
With Cannabis you don’t smoke, you toke.95d0b455
She advised him to come back at once.2f084e14
TAXATION IS THEFT279df246
I have a feeling that today evening is going to be a great time.10516b95
Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water.a8c75b72
Three generations with six decades of life experience.46809eff
Question: Can your love for someone turn into lust?11cf4ac6
She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do.6f3d931b
She sat in the darkened room waiting. It was now a standoff. He had the power to put her in the room, but not the power to make her repent. It wasn’t fair and no matter how long she had to endure the darkness, she wouldn’t change her attitude. At three years old, Sandy’s stubborn personality had already bloomed into full view.bb705031
not everyone meant to find someone accept that or your in a world of pain and misery93a55f08
There wasn’t a bird in the sky, but that was not what caught her attention. It was the clouds. The deep green that isn’t the color of clouds, but came with these. She knew what was coming and she hoped she was prepared.56526191
Have I really became THAT lonely? I’ve been dreaming about all the boys I had entertained the idea of being romantically interested in. WTH going on with me?02b27005
I’m the bonsai guy from noteful****87e94368
Poor you.30a4d6a4
She considered the birds to be her friends. She’d put out food for them each morning and then she’d watch as they came to the feeders to gorge themselves for the day. She wondered what they would do if something ever happened to her. Would they miss the meals she provided if she failed to put out the food one morning?3d4f7d94
I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why.725c84d4
I know you’re just doing the minimum to keep me on the hook…So appreciated but doesn’t everybody want somebody that’s crazy about them back?d3a038b2
I just did some good good arms exercises by lifting weights. Now, will do chest and abs. Let’s fight that depression people! Come on!62e9ee2e
One out of about 100 “confessions” here are real or worth reading and responding to. The rest are useless9cef2278
The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along.a081fbfd
You’re using me for sex. I 100% Guarantee it.d96a66c7
She wanted rainbow hair. That’s what she told the hairdresser. It should be deep rainbow colors, too. She wasn’t interested in pastel rainbow hair. She wanted it deep and vibrant so there was no doubt that she had done this on purpose.7eb630f7
I just want someone I think is attractive to climb through my window and rearrange my fuckin’ guts. I just want to have a wild teenager experience, y’know?8b150e8f
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone.f782abfc
I want to go back to New Orleans with you and show my tits to everyone71cb763f
We have a lot of rain in June.b40dbf1c
The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms.4bd35f1c
I’m in love with my bf but a part of me wants to go out one night and party and have crazy hot sex with another woman. But my bf wouldnt allow that…sadlyfcb201f0
I watch The L Word on netflix with my bf in hopes to come to terms with my sexuality without anyone knowing.ea4be4fe
I wanna suck every guy’s dick in this group59d891b5
so sad to know that the Chinese doctor that raised awareness on the coronavirus died. Rest in peace Dr. Li. Bye angel608d16fe
The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family.73d31397
i hope i find you dead like the dream last night16311f97
2020 sucks15918185
I miss having sex with my cousin. She got married and we had sex one last time the night before the wedding and she told me this is it.e3dcf9e4
Not pregnant but the dick gave me contractions.1e124e82
Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers.f3972f06
My bf said I’m the energizer bunny of sex…he hates it.4fe32c07
They rushed out the door, grabbing anything and everything they could think of they might need. There was no time to double-check to make sure they weren’t leaving something important behind. Everything was thrown into the car and they sped off. Thirty minutes later they were safe and that was when it dawned on them that they had forgotten the most important thing of all.df8e3e7a
I masturbate to pictures of the hot pussy that gave birth to me.e4d36220
The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet.dcb0c0c3
SENPAI, CUM IN MY ASS AND CALL ME OBAMA!!a6e5fc71
SOMEBODY GIVE ME AN ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME PLS… I’M TIRED AND BORED OF MY LIFE AND THIS NAGGING FRUSTRATED FEELING IN MY HEART!!!5ab08ba4
All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it.aa8a4d29
She nervously peered over the edge. She understood in her mind that the view was supposed to be beautiful, but all she felt was fear. There had always been something about heights that disturbed her, and now she could feel the full force of this unease. She reluctantly crept a little closer with the encouragement of her friends as the fear continued to build. She couldn’t help but feel that something horrible was about to happen.4ca2c2cd
I’m reading a book, but the problem is that I’m reading it to slow.c0350252
All you do is groan about “your problems” for attention.7036f5f2
I confess that shellfish is the only thing that rhymes with tell this.2f20bcd6
MY SIBLING ACTUALLY THINKS KOROSENSEI IS GOING TO LIVE (BASED OFF A DUMB THING I SAID.) I DON’T HAVE THE HEART TO BREAK THE NEWS TO HER.06010374
I love to drink tea and coffee, but it makes me pee too much. I hate going to the bathroom every few minutes. Ughf04217a9
Why do white American men and women always expect extra special treatment in every tourist spot they go to abroad? Its very shameless. Behave yourselves Americans.1ed1edb0
China can’t break a broken system. The government wants you to be afraid.e839616d
I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was.8d891406
What was beyond the bend in the stream was unknown. Both were curious, but only one was brave enough to want to explore. That was the problem. There was always one that let fear rule her life.5d9cf10f
A good day for me is when I don’t feel like harming and/or killing myself.503e8b73
I blame white people.06b2b6a4
I’m lying I am drunk and high but i can’t tell you that. Better of to lie will cause you less pain in the long run.0dacb96b
Starting today I’ll start the path to sobriety.7e0bdc36
Masturbation feels so good especially when you fap to your favorite videos and pictures that never fail to make you rocking hard and cumming fast.3a15914b
There’s a reason that roses have thorns.a6678f21
ive never been happy in my entire life….ed980a9f
CORONAVIRUS ARRIVED AND INFECTED PEOPLE TOUCHING EVERYTHING WITHOUT SANITIZING!!!!!!HELPc20b25e0
I was selfish and thinking about my self. I want thing’s to go back to normal9009cddb
Please tell me this life was just a dreamf1a087aa
He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer.b434f744
Come on people, we need to fight depression. Let’s work out!bafbafe7
The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive.be62749a
Why men? Why not men, women, children, elders435292c2
When I graduated, my parents put up my cousin’s graduation pictures instead of mine.8750bff0
I want to lick another man’s sperm out of my wife’s pussy.f7b8bb83
Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night.740ab659
Sure, I’d be happy for you but my ego would disintegrate. Vestigial as it is.745ef7d6