If you are going to be punching walls at least use proper technique. So you don’t end up like me 19 with mild arthritis.
If you want to ignore my orders then i have no choice but to send you back to your mother🚬💥
-Optimus prime Transformers Energon
I like this girl E*f*** L**** but apparently she’s a lesbian all this time. Man what a waste. I loved her tomboyish style. Damn I wanted to f*ck that girl, so bad. I can just imagine hugging her from behind and teasing her. Then in private times, I would unbutton her pants and make out with her while unbuttoning her polo and taking her cute shoes off. Maybe even have a taste of her socked feet. If only I didn’t have a moral compass.
