Corvallus is like the Bernie Sanders of this website. He’s (comparatively) old and has some “out there” ideas but people are starting to realize he’s lowkey iconic. Others completely despise him.

The Gator Lady is the Mr. Fishfinger of this website. Legendary and an absolute meme, but we haven’t seen or heard anything from her in ages. Kind of a one-hit wonder, really.

The ten-year-old is like the Big Red feminist of this website. Ditzy and abrasive but makes a lot of noise and still gets constantly referred to in situations that have nothing to do with her.

Nat is like the Katie Hopkins of this website. A privileged elitist b**** who doesn’t hold back and starts controversy every time she speaks.

Nagerzman is like the Piers Morgan of this website. Like Katie Hopkins/Nat but less entertaining or interesting.

Carspotter is like the Beto O’Rourke of this website. Relatively harmless but nobody really cares about him.

“Kristina” is like the Hitler of this website. Receives nothing but hate and gets spoken about for absolutely no reason just so people can affirm their hatred.

TAXATION IS THEFT