Stop fantasizing about my beautiful wife. She’s just being polite. She will never love you or indulge your s***** desires. Because she’s such a sweetheart, she forces me to be nice to you. But I know that look. I know what you are thinking about. You know those chocolates you got her and she awkwardly accepted? I ate them after a night of passionate love making with her. She moaned MY name. She and I are perfectly happy so you can f*** off. If you don’t, I might beat the s*** out you. You little weasel.
