Just rambling, don’t bother reading this s***.

You’d always monopolise the conversation, and I’d try to edge in, share, relate, whatever… but looking back, and if I had to do it all again, I’d just let you speak uninterruptedly because that’s all you really wanted, anyhow. You’d get what you want, I’d expend less energy, we’d both win.

So many ways I could have optimised our relationship.

The other thing I would have done is to cut you off sooner and take longer breaks from you so the things you’d say would be less repetitive. I always went with the immersion method and that wasn’t good for either of us.

And I’d like to say I’d lie less, but honestly that just goes back to saying pretty much nothing at all, which is the only way I can see that really working.