Happy 1st of the Month my friends and freaks! Put on some Bone Thugs n Harmony, prank your friends, and finish off your evenings with mind-blowing s** with a partner. If you’re lacking someone to get busy with, I suggest Tinder/OkCupid/Bumble/Grindr/BarebackRT, you’ll be sure to find someone looking to knock them boots tonight. And remember it’s better when you keep your luvin GREAZY & SLEAZY, don’t be afraid to try something new!
Bon Vive,
Your pal Corvallus
