My Mother punishes me when she catches me abusing my birdie. I’m not to play with it because it’s not a toy. I can’t help it sometimes, so I do it anyway. It’s against the rules so I get punished. Mother smacks my balls with a wooden spoon.

I deserve it for not obeying and I don’t want to go to Hell and get punished there forever so it is better to get punished now so I am clean and pay for my sins. That way I can go to Heaven. It hurts but Mother is doing the right thing because I did something bad and need to be punished.